christina aguilera looks beyond scary and awful at michael jackson tribute

Woah, heyzeus! We knew Christina Aguilera was losing herself and looking a little rough, but I think this transformation trumps any that Kelly Clarkson, Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson could even have nightmares about.

Look at these pictures from her performance at the Michael Jackson tribute and try not to cry or vomit.

There is no excuse for letting yourself go like that. She needs a wake-up call.

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the fattest kid on the planet

This is disturbing.

Have you ever seen a kid so fat he couldn't open his eyes? That's something that can happen, and has to Lu Hao, a 3 year old who weighs over 140 pounds. Congratulations parents... You're the proud owners of the fattest kid ever, who is now BLIND because of it.

Yes. That's real. It's not the "make-me-fat" app. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS!!! THREE YEARS OLD!!!

His family says they're afraid of him and that causes them to feed him too much. Apparently he screams and throws a tantrum if he doesn't eat fourths and fifths.

Um... He's blind. Put him in a room and let him cry himself to sleep. And oh ya- Get his stomach stapled. That is unless, of course, you don't want a child anymore.

Idiot parents. This is disgusting.

And here I thought all Asians were skinny no matter what...

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watch: big girl on homemade slip n slide

This video totally makes me miss the summertime.... And makes me laugh. Hard.

First of all, I only wish I could make a slip n slide as awesome as this one... Second, I wish I could have been there to see this "bomb."

What's the bomb? Well... Watch what happens when you pull a big girl off a ramp with a jet ski.



It definitely worked better than I imagined it would, that's for sure.

But wow... Just... Wow.

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elizabethany