the simpsons xxx parody

Tweet I feel like this week has been rather X-rated. I hope it doesn't say something about my mood! ;)

One of the best, if not the best, cartoons EVER has officially gone from somewhat-family-appropriate to ADULTS ONLY. It's also become very real, thanks to the people at Hustler.

It takes a look at Homer and Marge's sex tape, but features some very recognizable characters. The fact that Flanders is involved kinda scares me. [No, I haven't watched it. I'm at work, you nasties!]

I'm not about to put anything too crazy on here. Even my XXX page has some guidelines! [Even though I seem to change those every day...] So if you're feelin' dirty and weird, click here for more.

I guess this is a video created for two kinds of people: Those with weird cartoon fetishes, and those who love viral videos.

It's probably safe to say they succeeded when you think of it that way.

love,
elizabethany

watch: the simpsons do a lip dub

I have no idea the reasoning behind this, besides maybe to get it viral, but the Simpsons decided to join the crazy phenomenon of lip dubbing! Ah!

Instead of the usual intro last night, they swapped it out for this:

Ke$ha is an interesting choice of song, but I obviously don't hate it! It's pretty hilarious.

It also makes me want to do one of these videos even more! I wonder if the peeps over at Candy95 will be down to make one when I get over there... Hmmm... We can only hope!

love,
elizabethany

watch: homer simpson yells at tiger

We knew everyone would want their chance to yell at Tiger Woods after the Nike ad hit the Internet.

I never expected one of those people to be Homer Simpson..



Never expected it, but boy am I glad he did.

You're my favorite so far, Mr. Simpson. I feel as though we share the ADD trait.

love,
elizabethany

the london olympics are dirty

Oohh, the creators of the 2012 Olympics graphic are so dirty.


Okay wait... I guess that doesn't look so bad, does it?! Maybe it is the people that watch the Simpsons, and try to find a little dirty in everything that are the raunchy ones.

If you change up the colors a little bit, add a little razzle-dazzle here and there, you might see a little somethin' else in the logo.


Does your imagination get it? A lot of people are lovin' the fact that it's basically Lisa Simpson giving her brother Bart a blowie.

Hilarious. People find the most random things in shapes, and I love every second of it. Thank you, Mr. Dirty Mind.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Remember Atlanta's mascot, Izzy?! I wonder when they'll bring back the popular mascots. Maybe the Simpson's should be it this year, eh?! Who cares if they already exist.

on the racks: marge simpson's playboy shoot

It's out for the public to see! Marge Simpson's Playboy spread!

I told you a couple weeks ago she was going to be on the cover and that I'd show you every picture I could, and that's exactly what I'm doing! [Thanks to My Digital Copy of Playboy]

The article is actually pretty funny! It plays on her innocence, and the fact that she's into men who do nothing but lose their hair, rock a beer gut, and go to the bar every night. She also says she's happy to be a MILK: Mom I'd Like to Know.

I love the doughnuts and Duff beer in a champagne glass! So classy.

What do you think, though?! Are you disappointed and wish they showed more? Do you think it lived up to the hype?

Now I can only wonder how other cartoon characters are going to feel. I'm sure they're very, very jealous.

love,
elizabethany

on the racks: marge simpson does playboy

Yes... You read right. Marge Simpson is the cover-gal for November's issue of Playboy.


It seems a little odd, and probably because it is, but maybe it's to celebrate the 20 years the show has been on..? I really don't know, but I guess we'll find out about the devil inside of her....

Inside the magazine will have plenty of naked and sexy lingerie pictures of your favorite cartoon mmm... MILF.

This will be interesting, to say the least. Don't you worry, folks. I'll have it all posted here once it's released.

love,
elizabethany

rise and shine 082009

I know it's a little later in the morning, but better late than never, right!?

Good morning, sunshines! It's time to get the day started!

• What's the latest thing to draw in tourists to some location? Robot prostitutes.
• If people start posting to this site, it could get very interesting. The question is- Where do you want me?!
• So your boyfriend cheated on you. You're going to need legal ways to get them back.
• Family and friends gathered around a casket the other day to mourn the death of...... Not the person they were there to see.
• Guys... If you don't want to lose all chances of getting with your girl, don't kill the mood by doing any of these things. [I think bad kissing should be way higher on the list...]
• ...If you do get to seal the deal, these are the best cars to do it in.
• What would the Simpsons look like if they were black?! Not a whole lot different, really. But "where's the afro pick?!"
• Could this be the next Chris Farley?! Is it him?! Did he come back in the form of a little girl?!
• People played life-size Candyland in San Francisco yesterday and I am officially jealous.
• Want to know if you're a lucky person? Or if you have baseball catching skills? Ask yourself one question: Have you ever caught 2 foul balls from one person at a game?
  
  
  
• Want to wink or call "ACTION!" at everyone who stares at your butt? All you have to do is buy these Winker pants!
  
  
  
• Over 100 years of movie inspiration and special effects in one under six minute video.
  
  
  

That should keep you occupied for a little bit, at least! Plus, I plan on getting a decent amount of posts up today! Unfortunately there won't be an eTV episode this week due to lack of excitement when filming and fear of disappointing you guys.

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY!

love,
elizabethany

nifty: simpsons stamps

Happy Birthday to the Simpsons from the United States Postal Service!! As a gift, they'll give you postage stamps, featuring you! [By you, I mean the Simpsons, duh.]

There are 5 stamps in the works right now to hit circulation on May 7th! But the coolest thing is that YOU [this time I really mean YOU!] can vote on which are your favorite!


This is the first time a TV show has been featured on stamps while still in production! So it's a pretty big deal! The USPS thinks this will encourage "the youngsters" to collect stamps.

I just think it's great to have exciting stamps on my resumes! It'll be the only good thing about graduating in May of '09. [Thank you G.W. Bush for the awesome economy/work force we are about to enter into.]

love,
elizabethany

because you want to know: the top 13

Welp, the top 13 of American Idol made its debut last night... Phone sex scandal and all.

And I'm going to admit... I was pleasantly surprised.

Before last night happened, I was real angry about the choices. I thought this season was going to be miserable and not worth watching. But as AI always does, it officially reeled me in for the whole season. [Not that I had any doubt it wouldn't... But I made threats.]

Though I still think there are some people who deserve to be there [Jamar Rogers and Ju'Not], I think I can find some people to really, really love.

They did Michael Jackson songs, which isn't easy, but for the most part, they pulled it off. Anyways, here are my quick thoughts on each person:

• Lil Rounds sang "The Way You Make Me Feel," and it was downright amazing.
  
• Scott MacIntyre sang "Keep the Faith," which seems appropriate for him. He sounds a LOT better when he has the piano there with him, but I still don't think I'll put him in the top half.
• Danny Gokey did an awesome version of "P.Y.T." where he started out slow and then it picked up. Lovelovelove.
• Michael Sarver did "You Are Not Alone." He reminds me SO much of Josh Gracin, which is a good thing! He's not the most amazing singer, but he's definitely good. And, he's got a crooked mouth, so we have something in common.
• Jasmine Murray did "I'll Be There." In no way did she sound like a 16 year old girl. Her voice is huge, and I love it.
• Kris Allen sang "Man in the Mirror" which was decent, but I think he's forgettable. Well, I know he is, actually. He's hott, and I like his sound, but there's no IT factor.
• Allison Iraheta sang "Give In To Me" with a little rock edge. She's only 16, and again, doesn't sound like it. I think she's really good, but I'm not in love.
• Anoop Desai, one of America's favorites, sang "Beat It," and probably lost a lot of fans. It wasn't terrible by any means, but it most certainly wasn't the amazing that many were expecting.
• Jorge Nunez did "Never Can Say Goodbye," which I enjoyed, and I think he has a fantastic voice, but again, I'm not sure how rememberable he will be after a couple of weeks. I guess we'll have to see.
  
• Megan Corkey sang "Rockin' Robin" and I was mad the whole time. I keep having flashbacks of Kristy Lee Cook with her, and that's not good. I have a feeling she'll be around for a while, even though she's not that great of a singer.
• Adam Lambert sang "Black or White." So good. He is SO talented, and he's going to go far. He's different, but I think people will take to him.
• Matt Giraud did "Human Nature" with help from his piano. Again, it was alright. He's definitely good, but nothing to sweep you off of your feet with.
• Lucky #13, Alexis Grace did "Dirty Diana." Again, not terrible, but if the whole numbering issue messes her up and sends her home, I won't be too mad about it.

So, my votes went to Jasmine and Danny. I figure Lil will get enough votes to help her through. [Which is exactly what I tell everyone not to do.. "Always vote, no matter what!" Oh well...]

I assume the bottom 3 will be Alexis, Kris, and some kind of unexpected one. Maybe Allison. I'm not sure.

On a completely different note, Paula is taking on a new level of messed-up. I don't mean rude or whatever, I mean on drugs, alcohol, whatever you want to call it. The things she says are ridiculous.

However, Simon may have taken the cake on comments after Lil went. He simply said "Give me 5 minutes with Lil, and I'll have her all sorted out." WOAHHH SIMON! Family show here, let's keep it G-rated!!

Also, side note on Simon... Does he or does he not look like Bart Simpson when he gets dressed up? The hair, I mean.


That's all for now, though! Results tonight! Simon says it will be different than normal which scares me. I wonder if they'll have to sing for their lives, and the judges choose, like on ABDC.. Hmmm... Stay tuned!

love,
elizabethany

PS: More Idol-esque news... Taylor Hicks performed on Ellen today. I still like him and his voice, and I'm into this song, so I think I'll share. Enjoy :)

the simpsons are stickin around

Uh ohhh!! The Simpsons are breaking more records!

They just signed for TWO MORE SEASONS!!! That means they will have at least a total of 22 seasons, and 493 episodes! Holy moly!!

They passed Gunsmoke which they shared record of 20 seasons with. [Gunsmoke will still have more episodes, though.. Lame.]

I guess the new intro will be put to good use, eh?! And now you have a reason to celebrate tonight... So have fun!

love,
elizabethany

switchin' it up

It's been about 19 years since The Simpsons' creator made the intro that we all have come to know, have memorized, and of course, love.

But now with HDTV, things have to be switched up. So, naturally, they switched up the intro.

It's still the same idea, no worries. Bart's writing things on the chalkboard, Maggie gets rung up at the cash register, and Lisa plays the wrong tune. But now, we can see ALL of the characters in Springfield.

And it also brings the most outrageous couch scene I have ever seen.



I grew up watching this family, but I haven't in forever. I like this intro a lot better than the old one, but I wonder what super-fans will think...?

love,
elizabethany

16 of the greatest

Entertainment Weekly put out a list of the 16 best guest voices on "The Simpsons"... ever! Not necessarily stars who played themselves, but those who used their voices as another character.

Here it is: -->

Alec Baldwin
Jack Black
Glenn Close
Dustin Hoffman
Beverly D'Angelo
Harvey Fierstein
Sarah Gilbert
Winona Ryder
Mandy Patinkin
Michelle Pfeiffer
Meryl Streep
John Waters
Lisa Kudrow
Kelsey Grammar/David Hyde Pierce
Marisa Tomei
Ricky Gervais

Now, I don't know that I'm a good critic on this because I haven't kept up with The Simpsons since I was in high school.. like a freshman.. so it's been a while.

But for those of you who practically live in Springfield, what do you think?

EW, you haven't been impressing me lately.. and though I may not remember more than 3/4 of those episodes, I feel like The Simpsons had a lot more A-list stars than those listed above.. but I'll wait to see what others say..

love,
elizabethany