Thursday, August 20, 2009

rise and shine 082009

I know it's a little later in the morning, but better late than never, right!?

Good morning, sunshines! It's time to get the day started!

  • What's the latest thing to draw in tourists to some location? Robot prostitutes.
  • If people start posting to this site, it could get very interesting. The question is- Where do you want me?!
  • So your boyfriend cheated on you. You're going to need legal ways to get them back.
  • Family and friends gathered around a casket the other day to mourn the death of...... Not the person they were there to see.
  • Guys... If you don't want to lose all chances of getting with your girl, don't kill the mood by doing any of these things. [I think bad kissing should be way higher on the list...]
  • ...If you do get to seal the deal, these are the best cars to do it in.
  • What would the Simpsons look like if they were black?! Not a whole lot different, really. But "where's the afro pick?!"
  • Could this be the next Chris Farley?! Is it him?! Did he come back in the form of a little girl?!
  • People played life-size Candyland in San Francisco yesterday and I am officially jealous.
  • Want to know if you're a lucky person? Or if you have baseball catching skills? Ask yourself one question: Have you ever caught 2 foul balls from one person at a game?

  • Want to wink or call "ACTION!" at everyone who stares at your butt? All you have to do is buy these Winker pants!

  • Over 100 years of movie inspiration and special effects in one under six minute video.

That should keep you occupied for a little bit, at least! Plus, I plan on getting a decent amount of posts up today! Unfortunately there won't be an eTV episode this week due to lack of excitement when filming and fear of disappointing you guys.



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