rise and shine 082009

I know it's a little later in the morning, but better late than never, right!?

Good morning, sunshines! It's time to get the day started!

• What's the latest thing to draw in tourists to some location? Robot prostitutes.
• If people start posting to this site, it could get very interesting. The question is- Where do you want me?!
• So your boyfriend cheated on you. You're going to need legal ways to get them back.
• Family and friends gathered around a casket the other day to mourn the death of...... Not the person they were there to see.
• Guys... If you don't want to lose all chances of getting with your girl, don't kill the mood by doing any of these things. [I think bad kissing should be way higher on the list...]
• ...If you do get to seal the deal, these are the best cars to do it in.
• What would the Simpsons look like if they were black?! Not a whole lot different, really. But "where's the afro pick?!"
• Could this be the next Chris Farley?! Is it him?! Did he come back in the form of a little girl?!
• People played life-size Candyland in San Francisco yesterday and I am officially jealous.
• Want to know if you're a lucky person? Or if you have baseball catching skills? Ask yourself one question: Have you ever caught 2 foul balls from one person at a game?
  
  
  
• Want to wink or call "ACTION!" at everyone who stares at your butt? All you have to do is buy these Winker pants!
  
  
  
• Over 100 years of movie inspiration and special effects in one under six minute video.
  
  
  

That should keep you occupied for a little bit, at least! Plus, I plan on getting a decent amount of posts up today! Unfortunately there won't be an eTV episode this week due to lack of excitement when filming and fear of disappointing you guys.

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY!

love,
elizabethany