Good morning, sunshines! It's time to get the day started!
- What's the latest thing to draw in tourists to some location? Robot prostitutes.
- If people start posting to this site, it could get very interesting. The question is- Where do you want me?!
- So your boyfriend cheated on you. You're going to need legal ways to get them back.
- Family and friends gathered around a casket the other day to mourn the death of...... Not the person they were there to see.
- Guys... If you don't want to lose all chances of getting with your girl, don't kill the mood by doing any of these things. [I think bad kissing should be way higher on the list...]
- ...If you do get to seal the deal, these are the best cars to do it in.
- What would the Simpsons look like if they were black?! Not a whole lot different, really. But "where's the afro pick?!"
- Could this be the next Chris Farley?! Is it him?! Did he come back in the form of a little girl?!
- People played life-size Candyland in San Francisco yesterday and I am officially jealous.
- Want to know if you're a lucky person? Or if you have baseball catching skills? Ask yourself one question: Have you ever caught 2 foul balls from one person at a game?
- Want to wink or call "ACTION!" at everyone who stares at your butt? All you have to do is buy these Winker pants!
- Over 100 years of movie inspiration and special effects in one under six minute video.
HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY!