Tweet If you've been around for a while, you know my feelings regarding Aubrey HO'Day are pretty strong. She's still been doing all the same things she always did, but I've decided to just not give a bleep.
Now she's about to have her own show on Oxygen which means a couple things: People will have "a reason" to talk about her. She'll have "a reason" to be cocky. And she just MIGHT have a musical comeback [but probably not].
The show is debuting in the Spring, but here's what they call a preview:
Part of me likes her attitude and perseverance, the other part of me still wants to punch her in the face. I guess we'll actually have to see what this show is all about.
Get up people! It's MONDAY! [Okay, I know that won't make you want to do anything, but maybe this will give you a nice little break then you can get back to work for the day...]
Some people really have no business being on Facebook. This lady is one of them, and is the reason blondes have a bad rep.
I don't know how I feel about all the Disney princesses looking all twisted, but it is kind of interesting.
This kid only vlogs from Apple stores, where people look at him like he's crazy. He's awesome and I heart the little 13 year old.
Wow. Uhh... This guy is mad at little boys who make fun of him. [Warning: Don't play this at work unless you have headphones.]
And apparently buses do need seatbelts... Anyone can go flying to the front of the bus.
Alright, that's all for today! I'm in Morgantown until tomorrow so I'm sorry for the lack of posting, but I will come back HUGE, I promise! Have a GREAT Monday!
What's today?! TUESDAY! So I now present to you the first Tunes on Tuesday of August 2009.
Aubrey O'Day--> Party All the Time
With all of the haterade that I feed Aubz, I sometimes forget that she is talented in something other than posing in barely any clothes. Her voice is good in this song, and I don't mind the song as a whole... It's just a weird concept to me.
Miley Cyrus--> Party In The USA
Does it bother anyone else that Miley is singing about listening to a Jay Z song?! I'm a little split on this song. I think it could be really good, but it kinda bothers me that it's her singing it. Hmph.
The Newjacks--> Magnetize Me
These guys are finally debuting their first album! This is one of the first songs on the album, and it samples President Obama which is totally cool. I'm a fan. PLUS! Half of these guys is totally from the DMV! +10 points!
Booty Luv--> Say It
These ladies are from the UK [and have a totally wack name, but whatever] and definitely have that UK sound. I like it, though! I'm boppin' my shoulders and stuff which is always a good sign!
Eminem--> The Warning
WOWZERS!!! Uh... I think he wins. He wasn't even being nonchalant about it! He straight calls out Mariah for her song "Obsessed." He's got phone calls and stuff? Busting on her belly?! YIKES! And are those clips of her talking?! SHOOOTTT.. No more hating on Em for me! He's GOT IT!
Fabolous ft. Keri Hilson--> Everything, Everywhere, Everyday
Hmmm... Not much to say about this song except that I don't mind it. I kinda enjoy it, even.
Jay Z ft. Rihanna and Kanye West--> We Run This
It's no surprise these 3 are doing a song together... They are 2 of the main RiRi supporters during the Chrihanna scandal. It's pretty good. I enjoy it.
All Time Low--> Damned If I Do Ya
I think I'm gettin' back into this kind of music for some reason. It's a little cheesy and will probably be in some corny teenage movie, but I don't hate it!
Madonna--> Celebration
So Madonna's back, eh?! I'm... Not very impressed. That's all I'll say.
Michelle Branch--> Sooner or Later
If you can't continue your Pop career, go country, right?! I mean, Michelle was with the Wreckers who made great country but uh... Nah. This isn't my favorite song.
Reba--> Consider Me Gone
I absolutely love that she's still around, for the record. Growing up I always heard Mom playing her, Gloria Estefan, and Celine Dion. Unfortunately, the other 2 aren't really in the music world anymore. Reba is, and she's still got it, big time!
Alright, that wraps up this week's edition of TOT!! Enjoy!
Okay... We all know I hate all things Aubrey Ho'Day, but this is pretty freakin' amazing.
Some guy took her picture from Playboy and drew it on the computer, and made it look so real, its crazy.
He speeds it up, but I chose to even speed it up some more... Do what ya want.
Okay so... How many magazine covers, photoshoots, etc. have been completely computerized?! Forget "airbrushing"... This guy just made a completely drawn picture look insanely real.
I wonder if someone could ever do something like this for me?! I have a long way to go before that happens, I know.
I just have to post this because it really bothers me.
The way Aubrey O'Day treats her dog is sickening. She dyes her hair, and does the whole "I'm going to take my dog everywhere with me and never shut up about my little honey-wunny." SHUT UP ALREADY.
Now, she got the poor dog a bikini. And worse than that, she's hanging by her arms!!
The dog looks helpless, and I want to punch Aubz in the face and then send her to animal cruelty jail to take Mike Vick's place. It's obvious Ginger knows this is not okay.
Okay... It's about time I unleash my feelings about Aubrey O'Day.
I want to strangle her. I want to cancel her Twitter account. I want to slam her face into a gigantic cake made of something absolutely disgusting. And I want her to admit that shes a hooker that broke up Danity Kane and needs to get over herself.
Phew. Alright... I got most of it out. Basically everything she does annoys the H, S, F, everything out of me.
For instance, her dog, Ginger. I hate when celebs make their dogs into its own celebrity and do crazy things to/with it. Example: Do NOT dye your dogs hair. Not brown, black, blonde.... And certainly no neon colors.
That's NOT OKAY! These are all from her Twitter account, and she says that they are always sporting their green for the Celtics [her obsession with them is ALSO obnoxious.] so she dyes Ginger's hair. She also says they share everything, like cupcakes. Ugh I can't even look at this dog right now.
Moving on: She thinks she can do ANYTHING and it be okay. She also thinks it's okay to dress like a slut. She went to a wedding this weekend and decided it was another fabulous time to show off her boobs.
I don't care who's wedding it is, there's no need to be wearing the dress she is. Everyone else [minus the green dress with what looks like a bathing suit top] looks good! I'm not even going to touch on her hair.
There are a million other things I could touch on, but I'll just give one more recent example. She decides to post a "Twitter Exclusive" tonight of her vajayjay.... When she was 2 years old. Of course she made it some big deal, though.
She probably wants a picture of her p-word to leak right now so that she can be in line with Rihanna and Cassie. I wouldn't be surprised if she did it herself.
Maybe this could be another ongoing things. "Reasons to hate Aubrey HO-Day." I like it.
Two "big events" happened this weekend... The Kids' Choice Awards, and Perez Hilton's 31st birthday party.
It's weird... You'd think the people at the Kids' Choice Awards would be a little less worried about how they look than those who attend the most famous celebrity blogger ever. I mean, he's going to talk about how they looked, obviously.
Still, the pictures I see from KCA show people looking overall fabulously. Everyone at the birthday bash is looking... Well.. Terrible, for the most part.
Take a look for yourself:
On the ORANGE Carpet at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards:
Don't think you're a pedofile for checking some of these people out. Can I mention how hott Romeo has gotten? Woah. And Ashley Tisdale looks smokin' too!
And on the pink carpet before Perez Hilton's OMFB Party:
Ugh. Hooker O'Day is flashin' her goodies. Christina Aguilera thinks it's Halloween, Kim Kardashian seems to be hiding a belly bump, and Paris thinks she's the star of the Matrix. Aye yi yi.
Well done, kiddies! Perez, I think you need new friends. And a new stylist.
THE hooker is back at it again. Ya know, Miss Aubrey O'Day.
Now she's spending time with funny lady Chelsea Handler.
What's on their minds? Well, since Chelsea is a little raunchy in herself [in the awesome, hysterical way], your imagination can't even begin to picture it all.
A couple key hints: Chuy gets spanked, Aubrey is bisexual?, her MOM talked her into Playboy, she didn't feel free, and oh wait.. D. Woods is there too. Imagine that.
Really Aubs? He had the PERCEPTION that you went from sweet girl next store to slutress? I think that's a reality.
Chelsea is right though. Diddy IS ridiculous.
I think you need to just become one of Hef's girlfriends, Aubrey. You have the look of one, and you play with your hair and act like a ditz just like the rest of them.
The new issue of Playboy is out. Who's featured? I'll give you a couple clues. She's a hooker, she's the reason a multi-platinum group recently split up, and she thinks she's the ish.
Yup. Aubrey O'Day.
Here are a couple of the pictures, all PG-13 rated, of course.......
Oh wait.. Those are the only 2 that are rated okay enough for this page. So, you 18+ year olds, go ahead and click here for the whole spread.
So what has Aubrey O'Day been doing since she was kicked out of Danity Kane?
Well, she doesn't seem to be working extra hard on getting her music career back in order, nor does she seem to really care about getting dismissed.
Instead, she's more worried about posing for the cover of PLAYBOY!
Yeah, there's always been talk and rumors about it, but it's official. She's on the cover of the March issue, out February 13th.. And she's pumped about it.
She said it's "The most liberating thing I've ever done as a woman."
Say what?!
She's also been talking about how she understands why Puff did what he did and that her being out of the group is what's best. Oh, and that her AND her dog are absolutely obsessed with Miley Cyrus because we were all wondering about that.
THIS Aubrey has no business being in DK, true story. But the old Aubrey that everyone fell in love with at the beginning MADE the group, and now the new one ultimately lead to the collapse of it, and I'm pissed.
Congratulations, Aubrey, for ruining a perfectly amazingly-talented music group, and making yourself look like a complete hooker, which you apparently don't care about.
Here's some things you need to know, but I don't need to expand on.. ;) Enjoy!
Slutbrey O'Day is claiming she and Kanye West recently made out.. Ya okay.
Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital again.. With a chest infection. My goodness.
Madonna is planning on having a funeral to bury all of ex-husband Guy Ritchie's stuff. That's a little bit too much.
High School Musical 3: Senior Year is officially the number 1 movie right now.. pulling in 43 million dollars over the weekend. Big surprise.............
Dee Snider of Twisted Sister says that Rock n Roll was killed by none other than Bon Jovi
Diddy posed for Vogue magazine with his twin daughters in only bow ties. Nothing else. Inappropriate. [Check it out below.]
Country singer Trace Adkins made a comment about how gay marriage "ain't right" at one of his recent concerts. Woopsies.
John McCain's brother, Joe, called 911 this weekend because he was stuck in traffic in Alexandria, VA. Wow, he really hates NoVA, eh?
Alright, I've GOT to express my thoughts on tonights MTB4.
We all know there have been 59384 rumors going around that Danity Kane IS really breaking up. And we have seen the commercials/previews for not only tonight's episode, but next weeks season finale of "Making the Band."
Now, we've seen tonight's episode.
Diddy did in fact tell Aubrey that she is no longer in the group. And that's where the episode ended. (Of course, gotta leave everyone hangin, right?) Then he says things about who wants to go with her etc etc.
It all happened because Aubrey and Aundrea have sent emails to Diddy wanting to leave the group in the past, different "cliques" within the group, and "trust issues." BUT, also because of his secrecy when it comes to doing things with Dawn.
This is where I side with Miss O'Day for once. She was being very firm with Diddy, but I think she had a very valid point. She was saying that when he does things with Dawn, or when management does things without telling them, it creates huge trust issues and that they should all have the right to know when things are going on.
Diddy's reaction: I own Bad Boy, I don't care.
Uhh. Yea, you own it, so when they sabotage something to get you back, YOU'RE the one who looks bad. YOU are also the one who looks bad when you give these girls NO respect, Mr. Combs.
He definitely showed his cocky, high-horse riding self in tonight's episode, and it was not cool at all. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole group offered to follow Aubrey.. but I still hope that no one leaves.. Not even Slut-brey. :)
Diddy, get your act together. And by act, I don't mean DK, Day26, Donnie, or other Bad Boy artists. I mean you. Stop being such a pain to work for.. it's not cool anymore. YOU are letting people down.
love, elizabethany
PS: I am officially picking Brian as my favorite Day26er. He doesn't get enough love, and he's HILARIOUS, and so genuinely nice.. So move over, ladies. ;) PPS: Their trip to Cabo looked like TOO much fun! For once I thought Diddy was going to be awesome for an entire episode.
Didn't Diddy tell Aubrey O'Day to NOT come off as a slut?!
I'm sorry, but even though I'm an EXTREMELY loyal fan [I'd consider myself obsessed..] this is just too much for me! I even get sad saying it.. I root for this girl but all of this is just too much.
She's such a hott girl! She sooo doesn't need these pictures to prove it, I promise!
What makes it worse is her interview with them.. She talks about gettin hit on by all the "urban guys".. and even a married, famous NBA star! [I mean, I'm all about putting guys on blast if they deserve it, I guess.. so go 'head girl!]
And really, I can TOTALLY support the half naked... or.. 3/4 naked pictures because her body is hott so why not show it off?! BUT... that FACE! She's totally got an O-face.. which is awkward, to say the least, and really doesn't even look GOOD ever.. Anyways, check out the whole interview here. Feel free to let me know what YOU think.
In the meantime, Aubs, Aubarilla, my girl, I know you say you're okay with this whole look but let's try and remember your girls of DK.. and try to work on making a better sex-face. Please and thanks. :)
