John McCain isn't only losing the historical election.. He may be losing his marriage. Apparently his trophy wife Cindy has been having an affair for 3 years.. With a USED CAR DEALER.
Ummm. Presidential candidate, or used car dealer.. Which do I wanttt. Oh right, I just want money so I'll stay married, but love the other man. Yesss....
"Dino and Cindy have been secretly dating for three years. I don't think [John McCain] suspected what Cindy was doing behind his back. But they had to cool the relationship after he became the presumptive Republican nominee this past March 4th. Cindy had to travel with John, and there was always Secret Service around." --Source.
This is the infamous "Dino"-->
Yikes. That's not a good situation. And I genuinely feel bad for you, SENATOR McCain. She's just a hooker.
Okay, I know the election is over, and a lot of people are sick of hearing about it.. But history happened. And I personally can't get enough of it more than ever.
I'll try and get it all in one post. Maybe.. ;)
A couple things that the celebs have said:
"Today is a victory for this country. The first black president. The first black first lady. The first black family. I haven't felt this good." -- Elizabeth Hasselbeck, after clearly being anti-Obama all campaign.
"Hi Mom, Obama Won!" --Kanye West.. Aw.. :(
"This is the beginning of a whole new world. This is a historical evening! We are lucky to be sharing it with each other!" --Madonna, before performing "Express Yourself" at her concert
"I've always maintained a strong faith in the power of Obama's positive campaign and am so proud of every citizen who took a stand, participated in the political process and insisted their voices be heard," --Scarlett Johansson
"What will it be like to have a smart president? Science, banished for eight years, will return. Imagine supporting our country's greatest minds as they seek to cure illness, discover new forms of energy, and work to save the planet. I know, pinch me." --Michael Moore
"Obama is our President!!!!! Everyone that voted, no matter their choice...should be proud for voting in the first place." --Lindsay Lohan
"It's a great day, it's a beautiful morning, a new dawn, a new beginning, not just in America but the world over. I think race has always been interwoven in the fabric of America but, in this referendum of the American people, there's been a seismic movement as far as American views on race in this country. I think that's a lot to do with young white Americans—they don't have the same views as their parents." --Spike Lee
"This for me is something I never thought I would see in my life...But today I am so proud of America." --John Mellencamp
8. Heidi Montag "endorses" McCain... Only for him to respond.. WOAH! "I never miss an episode of the Hills!" Weird. 7. The funny debates. AKA the roast. AKA the Alfred E. Smith dinner. Hilarious. 6. One person: Joe the Plumber. 5. The View vs. John McCain. Elizabeth included. 4. Hillary Clinton gets a taste of the.. mm, "good life."
1. Katie Couric "stuns" Sarah Palin. Duhhh, uhhh... Huh?!
Weird that Obama really didn't make the list? Probably because he stuck to his campaign. If I could add a moment, it wouldn't be HIM, persay, but rather the song from Will.i.am. [Who, might I add, was in a CREEPY hologram thing on CNN last night. WOAH! Technology is nuts.]
Oh man. What a couple months.. or years?? It's been. Glad to see it all come to an end. Kinda.
Now I'm going to need someone to step up and start doing some CRAZY things so I have something to talk about.. ;)
Sayonara, Election '08!! You're forever in history.
Governator Arnold Schwartzenegger has given everyone a reason not to like Obama.. One that we haven't heard yet:
"Every year . . . I come here to organize the Arnold Classic, which is all about building the body and pumping. That's why I want to invite Senator Obama, because he needs to do something about those skinny legs. I'm going to make him do some squats. And then we're going to make him do some biceps curls to beef up those scrawny little arms . . . Senator McCain on the other hand is built like a rock. His character and his views are solid"--Gov. Arnold Schwartzenegger at a campaign rally for John McCain
Oh wow. Who knew that's what really matters?
And.. What?! If you're going to say Obama has chicken legs, that's fine. But.. McCain built like a rock? Hmmm.....
So who was lucky enough to get that last spot on Saturday Night Live just 3 days before the election??
Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain.
And of course, Tina Fey was back again as Sarah Palin! :)
It's pretty hysterical. The opening was a commercial of sorts on QVC, because "that's all he could afford" unlike Barack Obama's thirty minute advertisement thing on Wednesday night. They also touch on a bunch more things, of course.
Check it out-->
Haha, they did good! They're certainly rockin' the political skits this year! I love it!
This Saturday after the results are in should be great, too. But then what? Guess we'll wait and find out..
Here's some things you need to know, but I don't need to expand on.. ;) Enjoy!
Slutbrey O'Day is claiming she and Kanye West recently made out.. Ya okay.
Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital again.. With a chest infection. My goodness.
Madonna is planning on having a funeral to bury all of ex-husband Guy Ritchie's stuff. That's a little bit too much.
High School Musical 3: Senior Year is officially the number 1 movie right now.. pulling in 43 million dollars over the weekend. Big surprise.............
Dee Snider of Twisted Sister says that Rock n Roll was killed by none other than Bon Jovi
Diddy posed for Vogue magazine with his twin daughters in only bow ties. Nothing else. Inappropriate. [Check it out below.]
Country singer Trace Adkins made a comment about how gay marriage "ain't right" at one of his recent concerts. Woopsies.
John McCain's brother, Joe, called 911 this weekend because he was stuck in traffic in Alexandria, VA. Wow, he really hates NoVA, eh?
SNL featured not only our favorite Sarah Palin.. I mean, Tina Fey, but also WILL FERRELL as George Dubya Bush.
Quick highlights:
Ferrell mentions that the VP is actually more important than the Pres.
Tina Fey talks about how her and McCain go shopping. Ha. Get it?
Will does Bush's eyes PERFECT. I love it.
"A vote for John McCain is a vote for George W. Bush."
I'll be honest.. I always liked SNL, but I never watched it all that much. Ever since this whole election thing, and how great Tina Fey does, I look forward to catching the clips! Of course, they know that too, seeing as they expected their ratings to skyrocket last weekend.
Ahh, whatever will we do once the election is over?!
Remember when I talked about DJ AM and Jay-Z performing together earlier this week?
I failed to mention some of Jay-Z's comments.
Before playing "99 Problems," J expressed some feelings about the election, most specifically the Republican candidates.
"I'm gonna get in trouble for this, but [eff] it, this is freedom of speech. I'm playing this for Mr. McCain and his homegirl. The one that says 'You betchya.'" --Jay-Z before performing "99 Problems"
HAHA, wow. People are really gettin' them, eh? By people I mean celebrities, obviously.
There's a decent amount of hate for Northern Virginia, especially if you don't live there, but live close to it.
But never did I expect someone, who is campaigning for a Presidential Candidate, to call it "communist." Wowsers. Check it out--> This is Joe McCain, John McCain's bro.
Ha, he may have played it off as a joke, but I assure you, no one there, or anywhere near that area, thought it was funny. Not the way he did at least. I just find it funny that he really said that, in a public place, and acted as if no one else was going to find out. Real smart, guy.
