celebs are flashing their private parts

It's nothing new. It happens at least once a weekend. Still, depending on the person, it never really gets old.

Two people were "showin' off their goodies" recently. One probably on accident, one definitely not an accident. One male, one female... Or so we think...?

Exhibit A: Soulja Boy on Twitpic.

Homeboy LOVES posting pictures of him half naked or of his millions of tattoos swarming his body. [A little awkward, sometimes...] This time he's trying to show his junk through his boxers and.... I really just don't know what to say about this.

This first one isn't too terrible, it's basically the equivalent of Shawn Johnson's Dancing partner. The second one... You're going to need to click here for.

Who is this guy?! I mean, he's not just sextin' a couple hookers, he's sending this out to millions of people who follow him! Aye yi yi.


Exhibit B: Lady Gaga on stage.

This has the potential to be even more awkward.

There's always been a rumor that Gaga is actually a man, and people have always tried to point out her penis, but this video could either be proof, or a huge magic trick for the eye.

Here's a screenshot:

People are saying that she has confirmed that she's a hermaphrodite, but I'm not buying it until it's a legit source saying it. Although.... I don't think my eyes are being deceived at this point.


C'mon people... Keep your ish inside your pants until it's at least a little more private, will ya?! Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany

watch: chris ain't a monster

Holy Hell it's Chris Brown! He's alive!!! Did you know that?

I mean, I always had faith, but shoot... He sure hasn't been outside of any caves he's been livin' in. Apparently his hideout spot is Soulja Boi's bowling alley.

When they went live on JustinTV [I ALWAYS watch SB.. WHY didn't I this time?!], Chris actually addressed the camera, and his future real quick.



New album soon!! Single THIS SUMMER?!? Look, I'm no fighter-lover or anything, but I love Chris... And I'm effing PUMPED!

Welcome back, Chris! [I hope.]

love,
elizabethany

update: celeb news in the past 48 hours

Quick updates on some thangs... Of course it seems like 239473324 things happen when I CAN'T be at my computer.

• If you didn't already get the memo, SamRon and LiLo are done son! And Sam is thinkin' Lindsay is going to do something crazy. [As if that's something different. Maybe Sam IS the better one of the two?! Who knows. I see a Britney-freak-out-type thing happening here real soon, though.] [People Mag]
• Patrick Swayze, who's dealing with pacreatic cancer, is down to just 105 pounds!!! It's absolutely terrible looking at the pictures and makes me want to cry... But he's not crying! Apparently he's still hangin' in there, so everyone pray uber hard for him! [National Enquirer]
• Thanks to Twitter, I was really starting to like Soulja Boy. I felt like he wasn't the ridiculous young, annoying rapper that he originally came out to be. Then he had a "Twitter Photoshoot" with his new grill. Welcome back, ridiculousness. [Twitter]
• Also thanks to Twitter, we have seen how PRECIOUS baby Bronx Mowli is! [Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's baby!] He may be taking my top spot soon! Oh snap! [Twitter]
• While Ashlee showed off the baby though, Pete was showing off his partying skills. He was pictured dancing on the tables with some not-so-clothed girls. This is not a good sign. [Star Mag]
  
• And, speaking of pictures, a certain nobody posed in bikinis for OK Magazine. I would have NEVER expected her to look decent in one, but she's definitely rockin' it! Kathy Griffin! It's a little awkward, but not terrible! [Celebslam]
• Miley has been everywhere promoting the Hannah Montana movie [out today!] including Good Morning America. She did pretty good! Her voice is definitely getting better, and hopefully she'll start acting like a real 16 year old again and not some crazy wanna-be 21 y/o girl. [BunnyWithFangs]
  
• There's another celeb baby on the way! And it's about time for this couple! Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar, who have been married for 6 years now, are due in the fall! They're such a 90's couple, I'm surprised it took so long! But I have no doubt in my mind it'll be a precious baby, with a relatively normal name. Good. [People Mag]
• Kanye got raped on South Park, and he responded quickly. It's pretty funny.. But we all know how I feel about Kanye anyways. [BunnyWithFangs]

That's it, I think! For now, anyways!

love,
elizabethany

this weekend on the red carpet

Two "big events" happened this weekend... The Kids' Choice Awards, and Perez Hilton's 31st birthday party.

It's weird... You'd think the people at the Kids' Choice Awards would be a little less worried about how they look than those who attend the most famous celebrity blogger ever. I mean, he's going to talk about how they looked, obviously.

Still, the pictures I see from KCA show people looking overall fabulously. Everyone at the birthday bash is looking... Well.. Terrible, for the most part.

Take a look for yourself:

On the ORANGE Carpet at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards:

Don't think you're a pedofile for checking some of these people out. Can I mention how hott Romeo has gotten? Woah. And Ashley Tisdale looks smokin' too!

And on the pink carpet before Perez Hilton's OMFB Party:

Ugh. Hooker O'Day is flashin' her goodies. Christina Aguilera thinks it's Halloween, Kim Kardashian seems to be hiding a belly bump, and Paris thinks she's the star of the Matrix. Aye yi yi.


Well done, kiddies! Perez, I think you need new friends. And a new stylist.

love,
elizabethany

true story

There have been reports that *gasp!* Soulja Boy was assaulted and robbed last week.. And now he's speaking out.

He's CONFIRMING the stories.. Saying he and his friends got into "a serious situation" with 6 other men.

And, those 6 other men are speaking out too. Apparently two of them posted a video saying that they did burgle him, and that they had one gun involved between the six of them.

Hmm, THAT sucks, Soulja Boy.. And good thing no one was hurt!

..I wonder if they even tried to fight back? Well, okay, that'd be stupid if the others had a gun.. But seriously.. This sounds like a stupid, regular fight..

And by regular, I mean one that happens around the country probably at least once a day. Not okay, but ya know..

love,
elizabethany

tunes on tuesday 120208

I know I know, I'm a day and 2 hours late, but please forgive me. It's been a super busy couple of days, so like I said before, it's better late than never, right?!

Of course, first I have some Britney for you.

The UNofficial video of "Circus" [Still some editing to be done, apparently. Official release date= during ET on Friday.]



I love it. I knew I'd love it when I saw her filming it on "For the Record" though. "The lights are in her eyes again." What's funny is the convenient product placement advertising for her perfumes at the very beginning.. Way to go, girl! But really, I have grown to love this song more than Womanizer, and this video is good and different.


Tami Chynn ft. Akon--> Frozen



Hmmm. I like it. I think it's very typical of most things coming out right now.. The whole lots of computer generated voices with a good beat and catchy chorus.. But it's not bad, and I can enjoy it. The video, eh. Not a fan. This Tami girl, don't know how I feel about her, but I don't think it's anything good. We'll see.


Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes featuring TLC and Missy Elliot--> Let's Just Do It



Yeah, you heard and saw right. She pulled a Tupac. The late Left Eye recorded this song as a part of her single album "Eye Legacy" and it has recently been released to the radio stations. I think I'm a little biased just because I loved this girl, and I think she's great.. But I'll admit, I like this song. I also love Missy. And TLC. I love that Chili and Missy were able to take this song and add a more up to date beat and record their vocals for the song and to remember their friend. Precious.


Soulja Boy ft. Sammie--> Kiss Me Thru The Phone



Ugh. I didn't think I'd like it because it's Soulja Boy, but then I heard the beginning, AKA the chorus, and I was sold. Then, he started rapping, and now I'm returning my purchase. It's a shame, really. He should have been one of those crazy 1 hit wonder guys.. Sorry, but I don't see the really great talent that some people do. Sammie, well done.


Okay, that's all for now! I'm pooped. Hope everyone is having a fab week!

raunchy

How many times have you seen a kid (or maybe even yourself) sing along to some rap song, knowing EVERY word.. yet you KNOW they can't know what they're singin ABOUT.

[Well, I guess this IS 2008.. so they might know what it's about..]

Welp, thanks to Beats and Bombs, we have the 8 Raunchiest Rap Songs Kids Love to Sing..

8. Next--> "Too Close"
7. Lil John and The Eastside Boys--> "Get Low"
6. Lil Wayne--> "Lollipop"
5. Kelis--> "Milkshake"
4. D4L--> "Laffy Taffy"
3. Christina Aguilera, Mya, Lil Kim, and Pink--> "Lady Marmalade"
2. Rihanna--> "Umbrella"
1. Soulja Boy--> "Crank Dat"

I definitely agree with all of the songs.. ESPECIALLY with Soulja Boy at number 1. But I think I'd put Kelis and Lil Wayne in the #2 and 3 spots.. with Get Low in #4. But Rihanna?! Homeboy who made the list said its about her vajayjay.. uhh, I don't see it.. maybe I'm just too innocent for that. ;)

Good list though, props.

love,
elizabethany

PS: The Lollipop link is to a podcast from The KANE Show where he found a Kidz Bop leak of the song. Turned out to be fake, but it still represents little kiddies singin the song, which is hella creepy. [If it doesn't work, click here and find "8/25/08 Lollipop"]