It's been a long while since I've done a celebrity lookalike post, and this one is going to be quick and small, but it's past due!
I was at a party a while back and looked over to see Chuy! [Ya know, from Chelsea Lately?!] He had grown a bit, but it was totally him. Then, magic happened! Chelsea stood right next to him!
Also, I've said this a million times, but my friend is Santana Moss, he just likes to live the college life at WVU, too. For some reason he denies it.
Am I right, or am I right?! Do tell:
If you or someone you know looks like a celeb, make sure you send me some pictures! I'd love to post whatever you've got!
And if you want to check out the past lookalike posts, click here!
Part of me was shocked when I saw who would be the holiday cover of Playboy, and the other part of me remembers her book all about one night stands. [The only book that I have ever read front to back, without skipping a single word, and what I plan on using as a model for the book I shall write later in life.]
Who's it going to be? My second favorite funny woman Chelsea Handler!
She looks SMOKIN'!! I'm sure there was a ton of Photoshopping done, but who cares?! All that matters is that it looks good!
They're calling the article "Chelsea Handler's Guide to the Holidays."
She talks about hooking up at office parties:
If you drink so much that it seems a good idea to hook up with one of your co-workers, try to do it somewhere a little less public, like a car. We have an official Chelsea Lately El Camino that we use for just such an emergency. If I notice a pair of drunken employees getting a little too frisky with each other, I'll throw them the El Camino keys and guide them toward the parking lot. If you're going to make a mistake you'll regret tomorrow, you may as well do it somewhere classy.
And dealing with her family:
My father has absolutely no social decorum at Christmas meals. He's usually the first to start eating, hoarding the food like he's preparing for a famine. And watching him eat is like watching a dryer on the spin cycle....Oh, and he also likes to urinate over our balcony. That's not something you want other people to witness, especially people who aren't directly related to you.
And a bunch more... Like what she thinks is the real reason for the season.
Ya know, I watch her show, and I think it's funny and all... But when I read things she says, I can't stop myself from LOLing. I need to get this Playboy in my stocking. Along with O when Ellen is on the cover. Kthanks, Santa.
Also, please tell me Chuy will be involved in plenty of these pictures. I will pee my pants in excitement.
I didn't get to do a whole lot of updating once Wednesday hit, and I am VERY sorry about it! Unfortunately for this blog, I was uber busy starting Wednesday morning, and didn't get to write about everything I wanted to.
But, People is helping me out a little with their list of TV's 5 Most Buzzed-About Moments for this week, and I will share them with you!
Yes, if you were wondering, I am VERY upset they saved him. I think it was a stupid move on the judges part, but there's nothing anyone can do about it now. Hopefully no one important goes home this week.
2. Jamie Foxx apologizes to Miley Cyrus
He's so right! He was just being funny! I love his reaction in the beginning when it's first brought up though. And it's obvious that he feels pretty bad 'cuz he's not letting it go.
3. Tori Spelling vs. Chelsea Handler on the A-List Awards.
Chelsea has every right to say she looks like a man all the time! I mean.. Uhh... This is good, though! It's good of Tori to get a few good laughs about it all.
4. One name: Susan Boyle
She definitely got them, and everyone. This is so amazing to watch. I get goosebumps every time the whole way through. No wonder she's taking the world by storm.
5. Kathie Lee gets Zac Efron
This is stupid, actually. I don't know why people are making any type of big deal about it, but whatever. So she kinda scared him for playing her son on SNL. WHO CARES?!
So, you're caught up, kinda. Ashton and Diddy also talked to Larry King about Twitter, which was definitely talked about quite a bit... In Twitterland, at least.
It's so funny hearing everyone talk about it so much, but I like it! [Follow me--> @luvelizabethany !!]
THE hooker is back at it again. Ya know, Miss Aubrey O'Day.
Now she's spending time with funny lady Chelsea Handler.
What's on their minds? Well, since Chelsea is a little raunchy in herself [in the awesome, hysterical way], your imagination can't even begin to picture it all.
A couple key hints: Chuy gets spanked, Aubrey is bisexual?, her MOM talked her into Playboy, she didn't feel free, and oh wait.. D. Woods is there too. Imagine that.
Really Aubs? He had the PERCEPTION that you went from sweet girl next store to slutress? I think that's a reality.
Chelsea is right though. Diddy IS ridiculous.
I think you need to just become one of Hef's girlfriends, Aubrey. You have the look of one, and you play with your hair and act like a ditz just like the rest of them.
