So for the past week or more Chris of RealWorldDCNewz and I [your favorite RWDC gurus, duh] have been teasing a big announcement and it's finally official! We can tell the world our exciting news!
You've known about the OFFICIAL Real World DC Premiere Party, but what you didn't know is we will have PLENTY of the roommates there to party with us! Half of them, in fact! Ashley, Callie, Emily, and Ty will all be at Blackfinn with us during the premiere, and we will then go to HALO, where Mike will be, for the official after party!!
So make sure you head over to Metromix and RSVP! This is a party you're NOT going to want to miss... TRUST ME! It won't be super secretive, you won't have to sign any waivers, you can talk to and get to know the roommates as you please! FINALLY! :)
Also exciting: Chris and I [and hopefully Lance] will be doing a podcast EVERY THURSDAY after a new episode premieres! We'll be talking about the show, comparing it to what really went down over the summer, and even talking to some of the cast about it all!
Another great part: We'll be taking questions from YOU, talking to you, etc! Everyone can be involved!
Here is just a teaser for the podcast, but make sure you subscribe now! You can subscribe via iTunes, or whichever way you prefer! [We'll have all the information on how to be involved within the next week!]
AHHHH GET EXCITED!!!! Only 8 days until the premiere!!!!
love,
elizabethany
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
love, elizabethany is on vacation
Hello everyone! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Because I'm just one, totally normal [for the most part] human, and have a million and two things to do this week, I am having to put love, elizabethany on vacation until after the new year.
Have no fear, though! I'll be back in full force next week to recap the year and decade, and get ready for the Real World DC Premiere!!
I will also be sharing anything interesting/usually blog-worthy via Twitter... So whether you have it or not, visit my page, and enjoy some links. :)
Everyone have a very happy holiday and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! And STAY SAFE on New Year's Eve!! I'll see you on the 30th!
love,
elizabethany and Mikey P
PS: In case you missed them, these are the top posts of last week:
5. Watch: I am Tiger Woods
4. Crazy Awesome Staircases
3. Top 13 Relationship Underrated Deal Breakers
2. On the Racks: Tara Reid Does Playboy
1. Your Real World DC Fix 121509
Because I'm just one, totally normal [for the most part] human, and have a million and two things to do this week, I am having to put love, elizabethany on vacation until after the new year.
Have no fear, though! I'll be back in full force next week to recap the year and decade, and get ready for the Real World DC Premiere!!
I will also be sharing anything interesting/usually blog-worthy via Twitter... So whether you have it or not, visit my page, and enjoy some links. :)
Everyone have a very happy holiday and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! And STAY SAFE on New Year's Eve!! I'll see you on the 30th!
love,
elizabethany and Mikey P
PS: In case you missed them, these are the top posts of last week:
5. Watch: I am Tiger Woods
4. Crazy Awesome Staircases
3. Top 13 Relationship Underrated Deal Breakers
2. On the Racks: Tara Reid Does Playboy
1. Your Real World DC Fix 121509
Thursday, December 17, 2009
morning hangover 121709
Good morning, dolls! It's THURSDAY! ALMOST the weekend! Wahoo!
- Coming to DC: Competitive Skeeball! Yes!! Just like at Chuck E Cheese!
- LOVE the Jersey Shore?! You might LOVE this Jersey Shore drinking game!
- Also: Find out what your Jersey Shore nickname is! Mine: either E-Pop or The Opportunity.
- So you like playing fantasy football, eh?! Don't get fired over it like these guys.
- If you're grandma is a little behind on the times, it's okay! She can tweet via fax machine.
- Great gift idea: The coolest bottle holders ever, such as this one.
- I had no idea there were crazy looking condoms, but there are. And check out this anti-rape one.
- Rihanna's topless on GQ this month, and has quite the controversial photo shoot inside.
- Spencer Pratt and his album are ridiculous. This is the cover, apparently.
- Apparently the most viral videos of 2009, all in one. [Even though I haven't seen most of them... Hmmm.]
- SO TRUE: This video about year-end/Christmas letters.
- Old videos are weird and awkward... And geniusly combined into one video here:
- Hilarious: Sesame Street being unnecessarily censored.
- Disney's newest princess is Jewish American...
- Gaga's Christmas album remixes all of your favorite songs.
love,
elizabethany
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
crazy awesome staircases
Every once in a while I stumble across these really cool things you find in/around the house. They're not normally something I'd say "hey I wonder what kind of cool bath tubs there are around the world" about, but the results are totally awesome.
Tonight's focus: Staircases.
Like I said, it may sound random and stupid, but just take a look at some of these totally awesome stairs:
Might as well make good use of the space you have, right?!
This one literally folds right up and goes against the wall. Amazing.
It's FLOATING!
Just plain sweet.
This one baffles me...
A tad scary... I feel like it wouldn't hold me! I'd be willing to give it a try, though.
Glass staircase?! Yes please!
Same concept as above, and just as cool.
Just plain artsy and amazing.
It is now a priority of mine to have an uber awesome staircase like one of these when I'm rich and famous. I will settle for nothing but the best.
Maybe I could get a glass staircase, floating/against the wall, filled with real fishies swimming around.... OMG.
love,
elizabethany
Tonight's focus: Staircases.
Like I said, it may sound random and stupid, but just take a look at some of these totally awesome stairs:
Might as well make good use of the space you have, right?!
This one literally folds right up and goes against the wall. Amazing.
It's FLOATING!
Just plain sweet.
This one baffles me...
A tad scary... I feel like it wouldn't hold me! I'd be willing to give it a try, though.
Glass staircase?! Yes please!
Same concept as above, and just as cool.
Just plain artsy and amazing.
It is now a priority of mine to have an uber awesome staircase like one of these when I'm rich and famous. I will settle for nothing but the best.
Maybe I could get a glass staircase, floating/against the wall, filled with real fishies swimming around.... OMG.
love,
elizabethany
watch: boston university's lipdub
Yes!! Another lip dub video with 100s of people being involved!
Boston University is the latest to jump on the viral bandwagon we call LipDub. 120 students got together to sing along with the Jackson 5.
I'm a little disappointed in the video quality, but other than that, it's not bad! It's totally hard to tell what's going on throughout the video, but I still love that people can put these together. It takes way more effort than a flash mob!
So bravo, BU! The dance party at the end looked fun, too. Next time please hire a new camera guy... Thanks.
love,
elizabethany
Boston University is the latest to jump on the viral bandwagon we call LipDub. 120 students got together to sing along with the Jackson 5.
I'm a little disappointed in the video quality, but other than that, it's not bad! It's totally hard to tell what's going on throughout the video, but I still love that people can put these together. It takes way more effort than a flash mob!
So bravo, BU! The dance party at the end looked fun, too. Next time please hire a new camera guy... Thanks.
love,
elizabethany
morning hangover 121609
Good morning and Happy Hump Day! Wednesdays make me feel like the week is basically over, but let's speed up the process:
- A great best of 2009 list: Ridiculous penis stories.
- Also: The best mug shots
- And: The best headlines
- Thank goodness I only took part in one of the worst fashion trends of the decade. Byebye leggings and Uggs.
- A little help for the ladies: These are some gifts that men hate to receive.
- I heart photography, and slow shutter speed photography is the best when done right.
- Get ready for the 300 prequel, "Xerxes." [How the h do you say that?!]
- Santa cops: A good thing helping people in Richmond.
- Totally cool: A camera with 158 lenses made to take a 3D picture of flames.
- 'Tis the season to enjoy a few hott Hollywood Santas and helpers.
- 14 more offbeat Christmas songs for your entertainment.
- It would really suck to get arrested mid-bath, but it's karma.
- For all you Scrooges: The most depressing Christmas songs.
- Rachel McAdams is looking ....different on the cover of Vogue.
- Why?!
- I personally heart this Christmas card, and want to get it for my ginger ex-roommate.
- Ladies, this is how you can meet a man:
- Another movie to get excited for: Robin Hood
love,
elizabethany
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
watch: i am tiger woods
I've been pretty anti-posting things about Tiger just because I think there's enough of it everywhere else, but this video is pretty funny. [It's also NSFW language-wise...]
Don Glover does his best impersonation of Tiger Woods and explains what Tiger does besides play golf.
I mean... Wow... Okay. Way to just throw it all out there, right?!
This video reminds me of something my raw BFFs would totally say/do, naturally, on a daily basis. Out of control.
At least you got it off your chest, rightTiger Don?
love,
elizabethany
PS: Steve Harvey was on Ellen the other day and gave a quick tip for Tiger: "Stop eating out."
Don Glover does his best impersonation of Tiger Woods and explains what Tiger does besides play golf.
I mean... Wow... Okay. Way to just throw it all out there, right?!
This video reminds me of something my raw BFFs would totally say/do, naturally, on a daily basis. Out of control.
At least you got it off your chest, right
love,
elizabethany
PS: Steve Harvey was on Ellen the other day and gave a quick tip for Tiger: "Stop eating out."
lebron the fry snatcher
During Sunday Nights game against the Oklahoma City Thunder, Lebron James decided not only to put the game into his own hands, but also somebody’s French fries!
Take a look for yourself…
To watch the video and see Lebron the klepto, click here!
Take a look for yourself…
To watch the video and see Lebron the klepto, click here!
tunes on tuesday 121509
It's Tuesday and in the world of love, elizabethany, that only means one thing: Updating your music collection!
Miley Cyrus ft. Timbaland--> We Belong to the Music
Yes, you read right.. Miley and Timbaland on the same song. It's not bad, but I don't see it making it huge or anything. Then again, it is Hannah Montana and Timbaland....
D. Woods--> Legalize Me
It's been a while since I've heard anything about her or the Making the Band crew [but now that I research, I'm worried things are going sour for Day26 :(], but this is D. Woods' new single, and I'm totally diggin' it! I'm rooting for you, girl!
Day26--> Honest
Givin' you a fix today after catching up on the bands! Love everything these guys do, so I hope nothing bad happens.
Jason Derulo--> In My Head
Hmmm, I have a feeling this guy could be on his way to a long journey of songs on the radio... He definitely thinks so, anyway. I enjoy just as much as I like his other stuff.
Lady Gaga--> Dance In The Dark
The beat is totally from another older song, right?! I can't remember which one, but it's totally familiar. Anyway, another song from Gaga that's likely to be huge. I actually kinda liked this song after the first listen, which is new.
Dangerous Muse--> I Want It All
Someone emailed me this tip yesterday, and because I love the idea of throwing out music that may not be that well known, I'm sharing. It's not my favorite type of music, but a lot of people really dig this song.
Sade--> Solider of Love
Interesting song. It's something I might have playing in the background, but I don't know that I'd pay any attention to it.
Taylor Swift--> Last Christmas
Ever since Chris Brown did his version of this song, it's been my favorite Christmas song. The anti-Taylor in me is not a fan of this song, but I guess it's probably, actually, pretty good.
Sugarland--> Silent Night
Her voice is perfect for this song, which is why I'm sharing it. Just another remake of a classic Christmas song done right.
Unfortunately, there's not a whole lot to share today! Hopefully after the holidays it'll pick up again!
Enjoy these, though!
love,
elizabethany
watch: guitar hero christmas lights
Before last year I thought the trail of lights that my dad magically put into the sky was the coolest thing ever... Then I thought it was the crazy decorated house that changed with music....
Yeah, now my opinion has changed again, and I don't think it can be topped.
I present to you the Guitar Hero Christmas Lights:
In. Cred. I. Ble.
A former special effects guy from Disney created this masterpiece, which really plays the game on easy. He said no one has had a perfect score yet, though... Not even Guitar Hero experts.
The only thing I can say about this is Dad, it's time to step your game up. Get on his level, please. Kthanks.
love,
elizabethany
Yeah, now my opinion has changed again, and I don't think it can be topped.
I present to you the Guitar Hero Christmas Lights:
In. Cred. I. Ble.
A former special effects guy from Disney created this masterpiece, which really plays the game on easy. He said no one has had a perfect score yet, though... Not even Guitar Hero experts.
The only thing I can say about this is Dad, it's time to step your game up. Get on his level, please. Kthanks.
love,
elizabethany
top 13 things that are a bigger turnoff than you think
You know that everyone has a few bad habits that someone else finds super annoying. No one is perfect, nor is everyone super-tolerant.
BUT... Some things are easy to look past. So your lover snorts... Sometimes it's kind of cute.
Other things irk you more and more each time they happen, and most likely push you to the breaking point.
Sure, cheating, committing a crime, not getting along with friends, or getting in a huge fight are obvious reasons to end a relationship... But these build up over time before you realize it, most likely resulting in a "we're done!" or an unanswered post-date phone call.
12. Bad shoes
"Shoes tell a lot about people," says my hickey contest havin' BFF. Dirty shoes, dirty way of living. Ugly/weird shoes: Probably doesn't keep up with the times.
Also included: Bad fashion overall
10. Not being equal in spending
Just because it's chivalrous for the man to pay for everything, doesn't mean he should have to do it every day, every meal. Split the bill, buy each other things.. Make spending relatively equal.
Also included: Being unappreciative
8. Cussing
If you can't say it proudly to your grandma, don't say it at all. And if your grandma is a cussing fiend, well... Just watch what you say. A foul mouth is never a welcome one.
Also included: Always talking down on people
6. Different levels of the career world
If you're trying to date your boss, I can tell you from experience, it's not going to work no matter how hard you try. It's probably best to date someone out of your field, or within a rank or two.
4. Having sex on the first date
You may think it's what he wants, but giving it up on the 1st/2nd date only does two things: Leaves nothing for the imagination and the label of "easy."
2. Being ignorant to trying new things
So you hate the sound of screaming Rock music, and you think Country is all about losing your wife, your dog, and having an accent. What if that's "the one's" favorite genre of music? Give it a real chance. Don't rule out trying new things... You might like it.
Also included: Extreme home-bodies
BUT... Some things are easy to look past. So your lover snorts... Sometimes it's kind of cute.
Other things irk you more and more each time they happen, and most likely push you to the breaking point.
I asked you on Twitter, talked to some friends and coworkers, and came up with this list of
Underrated Relationship Deal Breakers.
Sure, cheating, committing a crime, not getting along with friends, or getting in a huge fight are obvious reasons to end a relationship... But these build up over time before you realize it, most likely resulting in a "we're done!" or an unanswered post-date phone call.
13. Talking too much
Does this need to be explained? Shut up and let the other person talk a little bit. The world doesn't revolve around you, and there are things around you worth observing. Absorb the moment.
Also included: Being cocky
Does this need to be explained? Shut up and let the other person talk a little bit. The world doesn't revolve around you, and there are things around you worth observing. Absorb the moment.
Also included: Being cocky
12. Bad shoes
"Shoes tell a lot about people," says my hickey contest havin' BFF. Dirty shoes, dirty way of living. Ugly/weird shoes: Probably doesn't keep up with the times.
Also included: Bad fashion overall
11. Grammatical errors in text messages.
I'm not talking about the LOL, OMG, ur, etc... I'm talking about writing like a 3rd grader who doesn't know the difference between there, their, and they're. Go back to school and get an education.
Also included: Bad spellers
I'm not talking about the LOL, OMG, ur, etc... I'm talking about writing like a 3rd grader who doesn't know the difference between there, their, and they're. Go back to school and get an education.
Also included: Bad spellers
10. Not being equal in spending
Just because it's chivalrous for the man to pay for everything, doesn't mean he should have to do it every day, every meal. Split the bill, buy each other things.. Make spending relatively equal.
Also included: Being unappreciative
9. Being a picky eater
If you're going to date someone, you need to be open to doing things out of the ordinary. If you only eat well done, plain hamburgers, there's only so many places you can go for a date.
If you're going to date someone, you need to be open to doing things out of the ordinary. If you only eat well done, plain hamburgers, there's only so many places you can go for a date.
Also included: Vegans
8. Cussing
If you can't say it proudly to your grandma, don't say it at all. And if your grandma is a cussing fiend, well... Just watch what you say. A foul mouth is never a welcome one.
Also included: Always talking down on people
7. Too touchy early on
A little flirty touching in the beginning: Totally cute. Acting like your new crush is your property and touching every inch of them every second you get is not okay. Everyone has their personal bubble... Respect it.
Also included: Being pushy/talking about sexual acts
A little flirty touching in the beginning: Totally cute. Acting like your new crush is your property and touching every inch of them every second you get is not okay. Everyone has their personal bubble... Respect it.
Also included: Being pushy/talking about sexual acts
6. Different levels of the career world
If you're trying to date your boss, I can tell you from experience, it's not going to work no matter how hard you try. It's probably best to date someone out of your field, or within a rank or two.
Also included: Unmotivated/lazy moochers
5. Trying too hard to impress others
Just because you want their friends, family, coworkers to like you, doesn't mean you need to change who you are. Don't make it obvious that you went out of your way to be or like something you normally don't.
Also included: Name-brand-only people
Just because you want their friends, family, coworkers to like you, doesn't mean you need to change who you are. Don't make it obvious that you went out of your way to be or like something you normally don't.
Also included: Name-brand-only people
4. Having sex on the first date
You may think it's what he wants, but giving it up on the 1st/2nd date only does two things: Leaves nothing for the imagination and the label of "easy."
Also included: Immediately falling in lust/love
3. Getting shwasted on the first date
So you're going to a bar with your date and both of your friends... That's not another way of saying "going to get hammered." Stay classy, DC. Get to know your date and their friends, and remember it tomorrow.
Also included: Bar dancers
So you're going to a bar with your date and both of your friends... That's not another way of saying "going to get hammered." Stay classy, DC. Get to know your date and their friends, and remember it tomorrow.
Also included: Bar dancers
2. Being ignorant to trying new things
So you hate the sound of screaming Rock music, and you think Country is all about losing your wife, your dog, and having an accent. What if that's "the one's" favorite genre of music? Give it a real chance. Don't rule out trying new things... You might like it.
Also included: Extreme home-bodies
1. Smoking
You don't need one more person telling you all the nastiness inside a cigarette or that it's bad for you. Just remember the smell is always lingering, no matter how much you clean. Imagine watching someone drink gasoline and smelling it on them 24/7 [assuming you're normal and don't like that smell]... Not cute.
Also included: Druggies, potheads, coke addicts, alcoholics etc.
You don't need one more person telling you all the nastiness inside a cigarette or that it's bad for you. Just remember the smell is always lingering, no matter how much you clean. Imagine watching someone drink gasoline and smelling it on them 24/7 [assuming you're normal and don't like that smell]... Not cute.
Also included: Druggies, potheads, coke addicts, alcoholics etc.
Hopefully I've helped each of you either tell your sweetie how to straighten up quick, or realize things you need to work on. Hopefully I didn't make anyone feel like I was attacking them.
Feel free to add to, take away, or comment on this list below!
love,
elizabethany
Feel free to add to, take away, or comment on this list below!
love,
elizabethany
your real world dc fix 121509
15 days, my friends!! That's all we have until the premiere of The Real World: DC!!!
Speaking of the premiere, I have been having TONS of meetings, emails, phone calls, etc with both Chris Wiggins of @RealWorldDCNewz and Metromix about the premiere party. We have a lot of things [including special guests] in the works and though I can't share them right this second, I will tell you that it will absolutely be worth every second of your time to attend our event! Even the "real" news sources think so!
If you haven't already, click here to RSVP.
On another note, MTV posted two new videos for you RWDC enthusiasts! Both feature all of the castmates and give a look "behind the scenes."
First up: A tour of the house [as if you haven't seen a bunch already], MTV style.
Next: Behind the scenes at their photo shoot!
I'll tell ya what... I knew Andrew was hilarious, but this season is really going to center around him, and I think it's great!
I still feel like MTV hasn't given a good look at what's to come in any of their videos, commercials, etc, though. For those of you "worried" that it'll be a boring season: Stop. Anyone who's followed the action from the beginning knows otherwise. Just be patient.
The cast got to watch the first 3 episodes last weekend in LA! They all got together, went out, taped some after shows for the first episode or so, and tweeted and Twitpic'd all about the weekend.
Here are a couple pictures via Ashley and Emily:
The boys got to do a NOH8 Campaign shoot while they were there!! SO cool! [I think Ty didn't participate, but I'm not sure why, or if that's 100% true.. I need to double check.] Here are their pictures, including JD's, from RW Brooklyn:
I'm OBSESSED! They all look absolutely gorgeous, and I feel like their personalities really shine through. Well done, boys!
I'll be honest... I'm hella jealous about the opportunities they're about to get, take advantage of, and experience POST-Real World. It makes me wish I could be on the show, without the actual taping of it.
As for ways to prepare yourself for the upcoming season, I'm featuring one episode every week of eTV's Finding the Real World Cast over on the sidebar -----------------> This week: Episode 2, when I was still in preparation mode for them to get here! I really had no idea what was about to happen for the rest of the summer.
That's all for now! Get excited, people!
love,
elizabethany
PS: CONGRATS to Ashley, who just landed a blogging spot with The Huffington Post!
Speaking of the premiere, I have been having TONS of meetings, emails, phone calls, etc with both Chris Wiggins of @RealWorldDCNewz and Metromix about the premiere party. We have a lot of things [including special guests] in the works and though I can't share them right this second, I will tell you that it will absolutely be worth every second of your time to attend our event! Even the "real" news sources think so!
If you haven't already, click here to RSVP.
On another note, MTV posted two new videos for you RWDC enthusiasts! Both feature all of the castmates and give a look "behind the scenes."
First up: A tour of the house [as if you haven't seen a bunch already], MTV style.
Next: Behind the scenes at their photo shoot!
I'll tell ya what... I knew Andrew was hilarious, but this season is really going to center around him, and I think it's great!
I still feel like MTV hasn't given a good look at what's to come in any of their videos, commercials, etc, though. For those of you "worried" that it'll be a boring season: Stop. Anyone who's followed the action from the beginning knows otherwise. Just be patient.
The cast got to watch the first 3 episodes last weekend in LA! They all got together, went out, taped some after shows for the first episode or so, and tweeted and Twitpic'd all about the weekend.
Here are a couple pictures via Ashley and Emily:
The boys got to do a NOH8 Campaign shoot while they were there!! SO cool! [I think Ty didn't participate, but I'm not sure why, or if that's 100% true.. I need to double check.] Here are their pictures, including JD's, from RW Brooklyn:
I'm OBSESSED! They all look absolutely gorgeous, and I feel like their personalities really shine through. Well done, boys!
I'll be honest... I'm hella jealous about the opportunities they're about to get, take advantage of, and experience POST-Real World. It makes me wish I could be on the show, without the actual taping of it.
As for ways to prepare yourself for the upcoming season, I'm featuring one episode every week of eTV's Finding the Real World Cast over on the sidebar -----------------> This week: Episode 2, when I was still in preparation mode for them to get here! I really had no idea what was about to happen for the rest of the summer.
That's all for now! Get excited, people!
love,
elizabethany
PS: CONGRATS to Ashley, who just landed a blogging spot with The Huffington Post!
morning hangover 121509
Good morning and happy, happy Tuesday! Let's get the ball rollin', shall we?
- The 30 most unneccessarily hyped things of the decade. For example: J.Lo's green dress.
- The 30 worst magazine covers of the decade.
- The weddings of 2009... In case you missed them.
- The best songs of the decade in all genres: Country, Pop, and Rock.
- Your sons are 6 and 9 years old... Why not make them take a pledge of virginity now?!
- The people at Pixar Studios have just as much fun as you'd imagine. Take a look inside their building now!
- Watch out for Facebook, you could end up telling one of these crazy stories.
- The World Christmas Tree... Add yourself now, just for S's and giggles.
- How to recruit good football players: Bring in hott hostesses.
- It's always funny seeing someone fall... It's even better when they fall on the catwalk.
- Get ready! The new Google phone is coming next month!
- You know Nerf guns were your fave once upon a time... These are the best of the best.
- JoJo is totally hott. [Her boobs are totally high though... No?]
- This is ri-damn-diculous.
- Totally awesome: A microwave that plays YouTube videos.
- An entire band via a Jeep...?! Odd, but totally cool.
- Meet Scooby Roo... The most precious little dog.
love,
elizabethany
Monday, December 14, 2009
nifty: fresh balls
One of the best kept man-secrets is an issue down there. Apparently 10 out of 10 guys have a certain problem that really had no cure until now.
The issue: Sweaty balls.
The solution: Fresh Balls.
That's real. It's a real product, with a real website, and that's the video that welcomes you to the website.
I'm not going to comment and make this awkward for you gentlemen, so I'm just here to point out something that you can buy to fix your "issue" and stop suffering before too many women find out.
Oh, and I also want to say "sweaty balls" one more time. Sweaty balls. Bahaha.
love,
elizabethany
The issue: Sweaty balls.
The solution: Fresh Balls.
That's real. It's a real product, with a real website, and that's the video that welcomes you to the website.
I'm not going to comment and make this awkward for you gentlemen, so I'm just here to point out something that you can buy to fix your "issue" and stop suffering before too many women find out.
Oh, and I also want to say "sweaty balls" one more time. Sweaty balls. Bahaha.
love,
elizabethany
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