Friday, June 28, 2013

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Goodness, this week has been full of craycray busy for me! How you feelin'?! Good?! Need the weekend here ASAP?! I got you. Let's do this, Internet.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

nifty: chocolate peanut butter beer

Normally the idea of chocolate flavored beer, alcohol, anything freaks me out... but after reading the review of this here "Sweet Baby Jesus" beer, I'm all about trying it. I mean... it's called SWEET BABY JESUS, if that's not enough of a reason.

Apparently it's a fantastic combination of flavors that makes your tongue think it's drinking a Reese's peanut butter cup. The best part: It's brewed in Maryland! That's like... practically Virginia, and probably means it's easy to find, right!?

Pretty much, yes! Just have to find a Du Claw location, and there are a few in Maryland, including BWI airport! Who's ready for a road trip?! cuz I'm already in the car and ready to go try it out.

[Okay, maybe not... but in my head I am.]


podcast from the show: talkin' about the size of your goodies!

This has been a debate in multiple circles of friends, so I'm not sure why it's taken so long to bring it on the show... but I finally did.

I asked the peeps: Would you rather date someone with big boobies/shaft, or a borderline flat chest/little pecker?

A lot of people tweeted me asking to share the results, and while I normally RT the tweets I get, here's what people called in to say in case you suck at listening to my show.

I wish I would have saved all the tweets, but I got a lot of mixture from the ladies. Someone was yelling at me for even considering the smaller ones because "if you have to use a toy it's not worth it," and other people agreed with me that sometimes having too much to work with is not fun. I assume it's the same for guys/boobs. A hefty handful is nice, sure... but do you really want giant balloons in your face?

Feel free to comment your opinion! Also... I really need to come up with my go-to word for "man-junk" on the show. Every time I talk about it, I become instantly awkward as you may have noticed in the podcast. Help a girl out!


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Been a busy week for me, and apparently it is for you too! Today's post is much smaller than usual. I'm wondering if I'm supposed to be taking a hint of "I'm sick of you always asking to see what I'm wearing, you weirdo" or if people are just in summertime lax mode.

Let me know, mmk!? I feel like most people love these posts, but your participation is key!

Now let's get to it.

It's about damn time we get some military up in here! @JNorthSouth is lookin' goooddd!

And must be the trend of the week, cuz @meeshkatz went military-inspired!

@Matty_may757 was lookin' good for an interview!

@lisa_morrow looked adorable in this skirt and shirt with white blocks on the shoulder to add an extra bit of snazz.
@90sVintage went all out Western [even to a bar that looks pretty fun, I think!]

@dejaraygene95 wore one of my go-to outfits for the summer: button down tank, jorts, and sandals!

Really loving @brookeradio's top and the subtle touch the necklace adds!

@melmoraes looks so chill and cute.. I'm loving the skirt [that she stole from her sis]. Never seen one like it!

@krystalllcurlzz added some color to her outfit with pretty Sperry's!

And @NaomiCVargas went a little 90s, I feel! Obviously I like it.

As for me, I was supposed to do a photoshoot yesterday [hopefully getting postponed... there was an allergic reaction/swollen eyes involved...], and wanted to go all red, white, and blue... so I'm sorry that this is what I'm always doing, but deal with it! :)

-dress F21 clearance $6ish
-heels Rue21 $12
-necklace was a gift
-belt Charlotte Russe $1.50

I guess since it's been postponed, that gives me a little time to get your opinion on if I should actually wear it or not! And for myself to overly evaluate it a million times. 

Here's to next week being really great! And a double cheers to everyone who participated this week! You're champions!


Wednesday, June 26, 2013

watch: bandz a make stephanie tanner dance

There's not really much I need to say about this video. It's just random. It's funny. It's perfectly matched. It's Stephanie Tanner getting her Juicy J on.

You're welcome.


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Good morning and What Ya Wearin' Wednesday?! Send me your sexy!

And show me YOUR sexy, Internet.
Welp, have a good day! And don't miss out on checking out the new Heineken bottles cuz like... THEY'RE SO NEAT!


Tuesday, June 25, 2013

nifty: i will only drink heineken once this new bottle debuts

Heineken: not one of my favorite beers. Not even in the top ten-fifteen top options... but I'll tell you what.... If this here bottle that they're introducing is real life and available to everyone soon, it's all I'll be drinking.

Basically, they'll have a little plastic bottom that lights up every time you cheers someone, take a sip, or dance to some loud music. When you're being a lame and not drinking, the light is out. Don't let your light go out.

How FUN does that look?! Someone said "After the novelty wears off, the idea seems absurd. I mean, would you want a beer that lights up every time you took a sip of it?"

Simple answer: Hell to the YES! It'd be an instant party every time!

Someone tell me when this can be in my fridge and how much it's going to cost me... cuz it's going to happen.


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Can we just talk about how no one in the world has decided to create good holidays for these couple of days?! Someone in failing, and someone should fix it ASAP.

Let's make it better with the Internet.
Some sex, some animals, some epic fails... what more could you want in a day?! You're welcome.


Monday, June 24, 2013

watch videos: not a good day for news anchors

The Super Moon must have gotten the best of the news anchors/reporters/meteorologists this weekend! I had a pretty fun morning/day looking through the crazy amount of screw-ups they had!

First, a weather-lady who's terrified of spiders has to face her fear... BIG time.

Then the lady who can't stop laughing during a really serious bunch of stories...

I like it so much better when they don't apologize... but I guess if they wanna keep their job they have to do it. Dumb.

As if I haven't laughed enough [people laughing makes me laugh, duh]... there's this woman who's just trying to get closer to the story... but she should know that people are a-holes.

But, if I'm being honest... my favorite one of the day/week/maybe even year so far... is this lady dropping the f-bomb twice. It's not her doing it that makes me laugh... that mostly makes me wanna punch the photographer/editor in the face for letting that go through to the show... The anchor's face as soon as it cuts back to her- that's priceless.

Oh man. I love them all. Thank you, news people everywhere. These are reasons I didn't get into hard news. I can't just yell "DRINK!" every time I mess up.


watch: what we do with our time

You know I love a good motivational quote, picture, story, video, whatever... so that's why I'm sharing this one with you!

You could look at this as a video filled with facts on what we do with our time, or you could look at it as a depressing collection of statements that make this life pointless... OR... you could do what you're supposed to... be motivated to make every day you live count.

I really wanted to jump out of my seat and go ride to the beach or do something more fun, but I'm at work and hella behind.... and even though this is telling me to not spend too much time working, I really need to right now...

So.. for me... get your ass up and go do something fun, k thanks.


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Good morning, sunshines! Head up! This is the last full week before 4th of July, and you know no one works on anything besides hosting the best BBQ that week.

Now, let's work with some Internet.
That will be that for today. Now I must go be a hard working woman... or something.


Friday, June 21, 2013

watch: remembering 1990

You KNOW I love these Remember videos... so it's time for another one! Let's holler at the year that started it all. Sweet, sweet 1990.

So... I'm not going to pretend like I remember 1990, cuz I was 3 years old, and I'm not a superhuman capable of remembering things that early in life. BUT! I do remember a lot of these things pictured, so it's still freakin' awesome.

Something kinda funny: It's more weird for me to see NKOTB look like that than how they do now. I've seen them in concert 3 times in the past 5 years, and really didn't know anything about them until they were long into their hiatus. What cuties they were, huh?!

What to know about this fab year:

  • Wilson Phillips’ “Hold On ” was No.1 on Billboard’s Year-End Hot 100.
  • Other big songs that year include: MC Hammer’s “U Can’t Touch This,” Madonna’s “Vogue,” Paula Abdul’s “Opposites Attract,” New Kids on the Block’s “Step by Step,” Bell Biv DeVoe’s “Poison,” and Roxette’s “It Must Have Been Love.”
  • Janet Jackson’s Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation 1814 is the biggest selling album of the year.
  • Mariah Carey, En Vogue, Wilson Phillips, and Bell Biv DeVoe release their debut albums.
  • Ghost is the highest grossing film of the year.
  • Other big film releases that year include: Home Alone, Back to the Future Part III, Pretty Woman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Kindergarten Cop.
  • The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Beverly Hills, 90210, In Living Color, TaleSpin, and Tiny Toon Adventures premiere.
  • Chris Farley, Tim Meadows, Chris Rock, and Adam Sandler join the cast of Saturday Night Live.
23 years ago, y'all. Twenty freakin' three. 


Thursday, June 20, 2013

flashback: what the f.r.i.e.n.d.s looked like before being friends

So I was perusing through my BFF Pinterest, and found this here picture of our favorite Friends before they were Friends...

Then I decided I wanted to look up more pictures of them, because those are just so ridiculously great/hilarious. I mean... Ross... dude... that hair.....

Courtney's basically always been naturally gorgeous, even in a long, turtleneck homecoming dress.

And David's always been pretty awkward.

This should be the billboard for "IT GETS BETTER!" Dear sweet baby Jesus what if THAT became "The Rachel?!"

Yeah... Matt never changed.

Matthew was obviously some sort of prototype for Ken dolls, as far as I can tell.

Lisa Kudrow is a bit harder to find... somehow she's hidden her past life away from us all! What a B.


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Hello and Happy Recess at Work Day! Who's ready to meet me at the beach?!

Well, if you can't... that's fine I guess.... have some Internet.
Well that was a whole lot of mind effing and regular effing I feel so I'm outta here.


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Summatimeeee, when everyone just throws on something that won't make them sweat!

Let's see it, hotties!

@kendallradio was wearing some fun leopard-print wedges and fun lipstick!

Also leopard: @KaciKruz and her grey jeans!

Oh, and @alorabuzz who said she rebelled and wore different patterns! Enjoy.

@captainamandica brought out her inner mean girl and showed off a new piercing!

I REALLY like @betsycoy96's white jeans and bright red/orange tank!

Normally I say no work uniforms, but how can I turn down this picture of baby ferrets from @jenniferocious?!?!?

@EGNolan finally joined in because he looked adorable. Black button down is always a win, sir! ...just lose that point thing... ;)

New Twitter friend @90sVintage is clearly staying true to themselves.

@kristin_bubblyonabudget made this super long floral cami herself!

@llllinds looked hott in this aztec bodycon dress... and it even got her a hangout with The Neighbourhood!

Simple, but totally cute! @krystalllcurlzz tank is fantastic!

Yeah, I can't say no to babies either. Especially @nikkie_bby's!

Let's talk about how really great @ksnedegar's lace and striped maxi skirt look!

Matchy-matchy! @abaker1804 also looks great in a striped maxi, dressed down with a tee!

@lnatiger is a fan of whales, and I'm not mad about it.

How great is @melmoraes' necklace from the Bahamas?! I love that it inspired her whole outfit... or at least I assume. I think I shall try the whole open shirt with a belt thing.

Power. Rangers. Tee. on @naenee101

@dbomb252 also wore a *powerful* graphic tee, reppin' Flash!

@nicolzi and her BFF BOTH look great! I really want both of those tops.

How awesome are these rings on @lrenwick320? I love infinity signs.

@peypey305 got these high waisted shorts from the thrift shop!

Not fair: @_emm_uhh_lee_ got to spend the day at the beach... but I enjoy that phone cover!

@Moirgirl had an adorable crochet dress and flops that brighten/dress up the outfit!

@maczilllla was more than ready for a night on the town!

@jennay_z has the shirt I've seen everywhere so obviously need. I love the comfy cuteness. 

I'm gettin ready for 4th of July early! [And looking for an excuse to wear my 'Merica scarf! 
-lace dress from Ross $10
-scarf from Amazon, but was a gift
-heels from Rue21 $12
-brown belt came on a pair of jorts

Funny story: I always set up the tripod for my pictures, and bugs were bothering me like woah... so that's me trying to stay cool and swat it away. Fail. [Okay, maybe not that funny.]

I'm glad we got some new faces on here today thanks to our June Photo Challenge! Feel free to spread the word to your friends, too! Especially if they're making fun of you for selfies. Selfies are allowed on Wednesdays, y'all.