Some of these things/"life lessons" I tell you about, I really hope you already know... but just in case....
This dude decided it would be a really hysterical idea to try and steal the goods from a drug dealer, and then karma quickly bites him in the ass. [You can skip to like 1:30]
I mean, at least he video'd it for us all to laugh at, right?! He's still an idiot... so is the dealer for trying to hold on, but he got lucky.
I wonder what happened afterwards... This video was originally posted last year, so did the cops identify them and arrest them? Did they get arrested right away anyway?! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
This is one of those stories we'll just have to choose our own ending, I guess.
Hey y'all.... I'm not trying to say you're dumb or anything.... but there's no telling what you're going to do when you're 5 Red Seas in....
All I'm sayin' is- stay away from bridges! Don't walk over them, probably shouldn't walk under them, and for the love of sweet baby Jesus don't CLIMB UP THEM AND FALL ASLEEP!
One dude literally climbed 23 feet up this bridge after "missing the pedestrian walk" and passed the eff out.
"Hey man, what'd you do today?"
"Oh not much.... I don't think.... I don't know... I woke up to some firefighter dudes pulling me off the top of a bridge."
Let this video be a lesson or two or three to everyone. Always make sure you have BLINDS, not just a sheet covering your bedroom window. Double check that it's closed before you do anything naughty. Have quick reflexes.
[PS: I don't recommend watching this in your cubicle... Just sayin.]
I must have watched this video 20 times in a row this weekend with my brother BFF. The old guy who moves out of the window with the quickness is HILARIOUS! The other one just stands there and chills. He ain't ashamed!
Tweet This is maybe one of the best days for podcasts thus far! SO many and all so good!
The call-in topic: How not to be THAT girl. I had to bleep something! Hollywood Minute and Life Lessons as usual... a CRAZY story in Life Lessons. My entire show in just 3 minutes.
Today's podcasts include talking about where you met your significant other [including a confession from me] and life's lessons.... like not to let a drunk 12 year old drive your car.
Today's daily podcasts include Life Lessons and talking to BCS about a message I got. They wanted to know if they should tell their ex's new girlfriend that he's a cheater. What do you think?
It's been a while since I've taught you all a little somethin' somethin'. I apologize. You've probably been learning things the hard way and that's never fun.
So here we go! Let's learn a few things thanks to others' misfortunes.
1. Just because you're a cheerleader and not in some ridiculous costume, doesn't mean you're safe. The mascot may be out to get you.
That's almost like a magic trick!
2. Never forget that you're not Tarzan, and you can't swing from tree to tree.
Bonus lesson: No matter how much snow is on the ground to break your fall, it's never enough to protect you from embarrassment and all pain.
3. Chinese Fire Drill: Totally fun game for the road. Car surfing: Not so much.
If you do try this, make sure to wear a helmet. On second thought, if you're dumb enough to try it, there's probably nothing there worth protecting.
4. Just because a door isn't opening automatically, doesn't mean you should give up on it and take matters into your own hands.
Ouch. Patience is a virtue. Walking forward a little more, slowly, might also be a good idea.
I guess this is why my friends are always freaking out when any of us are by the Metro train tracks at night.
I always thought the yellow line was kind of silly, and maybe I still think that, but only because this lady should have been at least 4 feet away from the edge.
She's stumbling all over the place which can only lead to one thing: Doom. Then... A miracle happens.
It's almost like she was playing dead so that the big scary train wouldn't hurt her, then she bounces right back up [or tries to] as if nothing happened.
I know she's gotta be watching this now and counting her lucky stars. Holy crap. I can't even imagine. Even if I was blacked out, that's not something that you can forget happening.
Thank you, train gods, for not making her learn the lesson the HARD way. Drunk lady... GET AWAY FROM THE STUPID TRAIN AND GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. Thanks.
