life lesson: don't get drunk and climb a bridge

Hey y'all.... I'm not trying to say you're dumb or anything.... but there's no telling what you're going to do when you're 5 Red Seas in....

All I'm sayin' is- stay away from bridges! Don't walk over them, probably shouldn't walk under them, and for the love of sweet baby Jesus don't CLIMB UP THEM AND FALL ASLEEP!

One dude literally climbed 23 feet up this bridge after "missing the pedestrian walk" and passed the eff out.


"Hey man, what'd you do today?"
"Oh not much.... I don't think.... I don't know... I woke up to some firefighter dudes pulling me off the top of a bridge."

love,
elizabethany

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