I guess this is why my friends are always freaking out when any of us are by the Metro train tracks at night.
I always thought the yellow line was kind of silly, and maybe I still think that, but only because this lady should have been at least 4 feet away from the edge.
She's stumbling all over the place which can only lead to one thing: Doom. Then... A miracle happens.
It's almost like she was playing dead so that the big scary train wouldn't hurt her, then she bounces right back up [or tries to] as if nothing happened.
I know she's gotta be watching this now and counting her lucky stars. Holy crap. I can't even imagine. Even if I was blacked out, that's not something that you can forget happening.
Thank you, train gods, for not making her learn the lesson the HARD way.
Drunk lady... GET AWAY FROM THE STUPID TRAIN AND GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. Thanks.
love,
elizabethany
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