“It’s good to have hair again. I never thought I’d have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life....I’m rebuilding. There’s no option for this not to be a good year. Now I get to start over with a new self and new goals.”
First of all- I didn't know it was possible to make her hair look worse. Second- Never is ANYONE allowed to say Britney's hair looks bad... Not with this thing. Third- Why the H is she on the cover of People again?! We know she's moving on... So what?!
It's true. The only thing I find interesting is her hair... And yes, it's because I want to hate on it.
I wish that I could have gotten up earlier this morning and actually had this be a Morning Hangover rather than nighttime... But hey... "Better late than never."
Christina's got a new look... And I can't decide if I like it or not. Thoughts?
And Kim Kardashian is wearing a prosthetic face.
This can help you decide if you should buy the hottie a drink:
I don't even know what to say about this commercial:
Oh boy... Tarzan was totally inappropriate back in the day!
The fact that Jon Gosselin has his own Funny or Die video is disgusting to me... But it's pretty freakin' good. [But wow... he's gotten awfully fat...]
Forget auto-tuning the news.. I'm diggin' the auto-tuned viral videos!
Alright boobeys [that's the word my cussaholic BFF and I came up with the other night as a new term of endearment or friendship], that's all for now! Time for the CMA's!!!
I know, I know... It's not exactly "the morning" anymore... But there's a such thing as an afternoon hangover, right?! Plus, I have tons of links to share with you so it's better late than never, I hear.
A great way to tell if this person you're on a first date with is a good match: Their foodology.
Another website where people share hilarious, every day stories... But this time it's about their terrible in-laws.
Ever notice a discontinuity in a movie? I do all the time and it's annoying.. But here are some funny ones.
Speaking of movies.. Did you ever notice how Disney movies not only have sexual innuendos, but also very racist characters?
The Spice Girls are reuniting again!!! Sans one of the more popular Girls...
My mind has been obsessing over the idea of what I would look like if I had a make-up and hair stylist lately. I think about how all the celebrities look terrible without makeup on but the most amazingly beautiful people on the red carpet. That could be me!
Anyway, to further prove my point, 10 of the craziest yearbook pictures were released last week of some of your favorite celebrities. Some of them you're not going to believe, but you should!
Probably more annoying than embarrassing.
Who woulda thunk this big guy would become such a big star?
Credibility as a weirdo: Zero. She's just your average girl next door.
The only thing that changed was the amount of drugs he smokes.... Maybe. Is that a mullet?! And where di you get those EARS?!
That 80s hair totally screams "I'm going to be a sex symbol! Who has lots of sex!"
Don't be so angry, Renee. Dang. From zero to hero in hottness in no time flat.
Why wasn't there ever anything called the "Mariah hair" back then?
I'm officially speechless. No wonder he wears all that craziness. I do wonder what he friends from high school think about all this, though.
For the record, my yearbook picture will not be featured anywhere if I get famous. Well, okay.. I'll be under the "used to be fat" section. Whatever.
OH EM GEE!!!!! Today marks the FIRST BIRTHDAY of love, elizabethany!!! I can't believe it! I also have a HUGE opportunity that I'm trying out for today so it's crazy! Very exciting, for sure!
Anyway, enough about me and this site, let's get to the entertaining stuff, shall we?!
First people show you how to have sex in a Snuggie, then they do a Snuggie fashion show. Oh my.
Everyone is interesting in their own way, but these people are the most bizarre on Earth.
You know you love to make your phone or computer read words to you. It's funny. Now there's a website that will SING it to you! You'll be hooked all day.
By now you've probably heard the news: Kate Gosselin bought a nice little condo in Rockville, MD. [Just 5-10 minutes from my current location, someone tells me.]
I may not be the first to tell you this, but I'm going to put in my 2 cents.
First of all... Here are some pictures of her new bachelorette pad in Rockville Town Square. [Sample pictures from their website.]
Yeah, no wonder they picked this place. [I mean.. no wonder she did......] It looks freakin' beautiful and totally roomy! Plus, it's right next to her supposed security guard lover.
Funny how people who have a show about struggling with 8 kids can afford to have a brand new mansion in PA, apartment in NY, AND bangin' condo in Rockville.
Hope you're enjoying this 15 minutes, people. Try and save some money while you're doin' it.
love, elizabethany
PS: No, I will not be stalking this woman. She's crazy, a huge B, and has pretty awesome kids. If I see her, great. I'll throw her a high five. If not, totally cool. I don't stalk people, I just try and get to know them. This woman is someone I don't want to know.
My goodness I picked the wrong day to work a double. SO much happened in the celeb world, and I couldn't be there to update as it all happened, and I am very sorry.
[PS: For future reference, I will update via Twitter on days like today... So follow me! ;)]
Anyways, here we go... Everything all in one blog.
PEREZ vs. WILL.I.AM
Did they fight? Will.i.am says no way....
He's cool, calm, and collected. Not disrespectful at all. Perez.... Is not. And little does he know, he basically says that it was someone else WITH Will.i.am, not him.
I'm confused, Perez. What did Will.i.am lie about?! The fact that he didn't hit you? You admitted that. And... I still don't understand how hurt you could have been if you were all over Twitter.
Look, I'm a blogger, too. I may not be as big as Perez [though I am clearly cooler] but I know that no matter how much publicity you have, attention is always wanted. If anyone relatively famous did something to me, you can bet your bottom dollar I'd do what Perez is doing. The only problem is... I am a Will.i.am lover, and I am pretty positive he's way too cool to be hitting anyone like Perez.
The end of my rant on this.
CHRIS BROWN IS FREE TO LIVE AT HOME
Speaking of fights... Apparently I'm always in support of the person doing the fighting.... Or supposedly doing the fighting. Whatever.. I give people the benefit of the doubt.. Especially when I like them.
If you didn't hear, his court date was today, and thanks to a plea bargain, he's not going to jail! Instead, he has community service to do, and 5 years of probation. The community service will be done in... dun dun DUNNN... VIRGINIA! [Should I stalk him, too?! Hmmm.]
He also has to stay further than 50 yards from Rihanna, which she didn't like. She actually wanted a less restrictive restraining order on him.... Interesting.
I'm happy for him... And yes, I still find her psycho. Shoot me for liking the "bad guy" if you want. Who cares.
JON AND KATE MADE THEIR ANNOUNCEMENT
They're getting a divorce. Big freakin' surprise. NOT!
I don't need to say much else.. I've said my peace. Kate is a bee-hotch and Jon needed to leave her. The kids will now make both of their lives a living Hell, and it will be rather funny.
Whew. Glad I got all of that out for you guys. Feel free to talk about how you feel below, of course! How does it go? "1..2.. Sound off.. 3..4.."
Unfortunately I haven't been keeping up with Jon and Kate since the first episode when it comes to their show [I can't seem to escape them outside of the show].
I know a lot of people don't watch the show, and the ratings are dropping big time, but they're playing this commercial on TLC now for Monday's episode:
Okay, now... We all know what the announcement is, seeing as they didn't spend their 10 year anniversary together or with the kids. They're separated. Big woop-dee-doo.
The best part of the commercial is not something you will catch right away, though. Watch it again. Pay attention to details. Do you see what's wrong?
They spelled family wrong; F-A-M-I-L-L-Y. Uhhhh... TLC... Where are your editors? Way to mess this huge promo up, idiots.
When I look at Kate Gosselin, I think "b-word." But when you see her bikini body, and consider the fact that she had 8 kids, you might think MILF.
I'm undecided how I feel as of this second... How 'bout you take a look:
Besides the awkward, obvious scars from the free tummy-tuck, she's got a ROCKIN' bod!!! Her stomach is flat, and possibly cut, and her legs look great!
Her belly button is also a little awkward. It's in the middle of her stomach.... Maybe it's from the tummy tuck..
Still, she's a huge B. So maybe shes a BILF?! If you'd LF, of course. What's your verdict?
All of this Jon and Kate drama is pretty nuts. I was a little sick of it but now that PEOPLE Magazine is in on it, it must all be real.
And coming out this Friday, the new issue has an interview with only Kate... That has her saying it may indeed be over for them.
“I don’t know that we’re in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing,” she says quietly. “I’ve been struggling with the question of ‘Who is this person?’ for a while. I remember where I was the first time I heard her name. It’s one of those things where you can try to make it go away, but there’s blaring, red flashing lights.”
It's really pretty sad. As much as I want to punch her in the face and tell her how much of a B she is, they have EIGHT KIDS. That's not going to be an easy divorce.
Good thing is, there are enough kids to join together and start a war and takeover the family.
Count me in for buying this week's People... Or at least "skimming through" in the grocery line.
