on the racks: tara reid does playboy

We've all been looking at pictures of Tara Reid for the past couple years and trying to hold back the vomit. Now, she's on the January/February cover of Playboy.


I'll be honest, she looks uber hott on that cover. Her knockers are rather gigantic, but she looks great, overall.

She says all the pictures that people have been seeing are old and before her body was fixed after bad plastic surgery....

“It wasn’t a good surgery, it happens sometimes. I got it fixed and now I’m OK, and I want people to know that I’m OK. I’ve been OK now for the last five or six years but people only show old pictures which is so unfair and that’s part of the reason why I did the Playboy shoot – to show the world this is me and this is what I look like.”

...Yeah, not buying that for a second. I'll say that she's been continuously looking better, but even in this interview the other day with WPIX she does not look like she used to in her prime.



She apparently posed topless, and maybe even naked, so I'll keep my eye out for the entire spread for you all. Until then, enjoy the tease that is the cover.

love,
elizabethany

celebs were in yearbooks too

My mind has been obsessing over the idea of what I would look like if I had a make-up and hair stylist lately. I think about how all the celebrities look terrible without makeup on but the most amazingly beautiful people on the red carpet. That could be me!

Anyway, to further prove my point, 10 of the craziest yearbook pictures were released last week of some of your favorite celebrities. Some of them you're not going to believe, but you should!

Probably more annoying than embarrassing.


Who woulda thunk this big guy would become such a big star?


Credibility as a weirdo: Zero. She's just your average girl next door.


The only thing that changed was the amount of drugs he smokes.... Maybe.

Is that a mullet?! And where di you get those EARS?!


That 80s hair totally screams "I'm going to be a sex symbol! Who has lots of sex!"


Don't be so angry, Renee. Dang.

From zero to hero in hottness in no time flat.


Why wasn't there ever anything called the "Mariah hair" back then?


I'm officially speechless. No wonder he wears all that craziness. I do wonder what he friends from high school think about all this, though.

For the record, my yearbook picture will not be featured anywhere if I get famous. Well, okay.. I'll be under the "used to be fat" section. Whatever.

love,
elizabethany

fashion police: pull over

WOO WOOP! [That's a siren, duh.] Someone's got to tell these ladies that this is NOT okay.

First.. Fantasia at a pre-party for the BET Hip-Hop Awards.

Fantasia, girlfriend, I'm sorry, but you don't have a lot to work with in the first place. Why in the world would you ever wear a skin tight outfit like this?!








Next up: Tara Reid on the beach

Granted, I know a lot of people are happy for her because she looks more "healthy" now and put on some weight, but a) she's still got some more to put on, I think. And b) If my stomach looked awkward/wrinkly like that, I'm not sure I'd want to flaunt it. Finally, c) That lipstick. Woah.









Call me harsh on Fantasia, I don't care. I think everyone will agree with me. Call me mean about Tara and, well, whatever. I'm sorry but I don't want to see these pictures. Gross.

Try harder next time, ladies.

love,
elizabethany

somewhat unbelievable

Ever think about how old different celebs are? I feel like a lot of times they're doing things that are older/younger than their age. For example, older people are going out and partying all crazy, or younger ones are growing up fast, getting married, having kids, etc. But because they have an image of whatever age, they stay that age forever it seems. Check out some examples.. and compare them to other celebs their age..

Angelina Jolie vs. Tara Reid--> 33 y/o


Yea, they're the same age. And though I think they somewhat look the same age-wise, they sure don't act it. Angelina is still very much a sex symbol for younger people, but she's married, and has what, 100 kids by now? She's adopted, traveled around the world, made tons of HUGE movies. She's a grown woman. Tara on the other hand.. yes, still a hottie, but is still known for her partying, being scandalous, and doing a little less serious of movies/tv shows.

Scarlett Johansson vs. Lindsay Lohan--> 24 y/o


Both have sweet abbreviated names.. but ScarJo acts quite a bit older than our once sweet, young, straight Parent Trap star LiLo. Scarlett just got married last week to Ryan Reynolds.. around the same time that Lindsay "came out." Scarlett is trying to be the next Hollywood STARlet, which LiLo is trying to live the college life she never had. The worst part is about this one, I don't think I can say that they are BOTH "hott" right now.. BUT.. as terrible as this is, I feel like Lindsay lives like a 24 year old more than Mrs. Johansson-Reynolds does.

Howard Stern vs. Denzel Washington--> 54 y/o

I feel like I don't need to explain anything on this one. Even though Mr. Nasty himself got married this past weekend, I don't know that we can say he's on the same level as Mr. Washington. Denzel has won 2 Academy Awards and 3 Golden Globes. Howard Stern has won.. uh.. yea, I don't know. They're the prime example of classy vs. raunchy, and that is all I need or can say.

Thank you LimeLife for the inspiration for this post. :)

love,
elizabethany