nifty: lingerie you control with your phone

You've seen it in movies and probably thought about it in your head as "the best invention ever," but now it's real life. Someone beat you to it.

Durex is introducing FUNdawear! It's perfect for long distance couples and ass**** couples alike. [Like if you wanna be a D and mess with your lady/man while they're in class or something...]



That video is mostly awkward, but I can see how this would be really great. Thankfully the bra and boxer briefs are attractive, too! Now we just need to work on those boy shorts....

Here's how it all works:



As someone who's been in a couple too many long distance relationships, I'll admit that I think this would be pretty fun to have. Even if it's not the most sexually healing device, it'd be hella fun to try. And funny.

Would you try it?



Right now it's only being experimented in Australia which is stupid. They're even hooking people up with 5-star hotels and dolla dolla bills just to give it a whirl.

love,
elizabethany

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nifty: the junderpants for men

It's been a long time since I've found something seriously amazing that I need someone to buy like, ASAP. Now the long time we've waited has been worth it.

I introduce to you, JUNDERPANTS.

Forget jeggings, these are the new shiznit and make jeggings and jean pajamas look like NBD.


Boys- Apparently these diddies help lift up the package to show it off to the ladies, and they're so stretchy that they're rather comfortable.

And don't you worry... You can get them for a STEAL! $61!!
[Okay, that's hardly a "steal," but I'm SURE it's worth it!]

Buy them. Now. Take pics. Send to me. Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany

PS: For the record, if I ever pull down your pants and see these, expect me to laugh. Loudly. Uncontrollably. For a long time.

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antoine dodson: the underwear model?

Tweet Even though he seems to finally be fading, at least a little bit, into the sunset, Antoine Dodson still fascinates me.

He's a constant Twitpic'er, and lucky for his followers, he tweets pictures like this:


He just makes me giggle! He's freakin' precious but hella goofy. You can't even think that's gross. Plus- Look at that badonkadonk!

Keep on ridin' the wave, Antoine. You're awesome.

love,
elizabethany

nifty?: the shock jock- undies for the unlucky boys

Tweet Hey boys- believe it or not, but girls like to see a little bit of shape down there when you're wearing jeans. [So stop wearing those unflattering baggy jeans.]

For the boys who may not be so gifted in that region, you can still make it look like it, whether you're wearing jeans or basketball shorts, with Andrew Christian's new Shock Jock.

That extra shape you're seeing there is actually built into the underwear! Sure, it might be a little awkward if you're stripping down in front of a girl and she sees that, but do what us girls do- go to the bathroom and get rid of the cup right before sexytime happens. [Woops- Did I just tell a secret?]

I genuinely would be okay with boys wearing these... As long as I didn't know it. A little bulge in the jeans is always sexy. Just sayin.

love,
elizabethany

nifty?: dirty undies hiding place

I understand the need to have a place in your luggage where you can keep things safe from whoever may decide to snoop through it...

What I don't understand is why you'd want that safe place to be dirty underwear.

Sear's is selling these "Brief Safes" that look like streaked up dirty undies so you can keep your belongings in them without someone wanting to go through it.

Sure, I think it'd probably work... But what if you were with someone you hearted, they didn't know, and saw you diggin through them... They probably won't say anything, but they'll still judge, and you'll be effed.

Also: I'm not one to rat people out, but don't ya think this is something all the druggies are going to catch onto and try all the time?!

I don't know... Maybe I'm crazy... Maybe this is a genius idea... But tell me if I'm wrong...



Yuck. Gross.

love,
elizabethany