nifty: lingerie you control with your phone

You've seen it in movies and probably thought about it in your head as "the best invention ever," but now it's real life. Someone beat you to it.

Durex is introducing FUNdawear! It's perfect for long distance couples and ass**** couples alike. [Like if you wanna be a D and mess with your lady/man while they're in class or something...]



That video is mostly awkward, but I can see how this would be really great. Thankfully the bra and boxer briefs are attractive, too! Now we just need to work on those boy shorts....

Here's how it all works:



As someone who's been in a couple too many long distance relationships, I'll admit that I think this would be pretty fun to have. Even if it's not the most sexually healing device, it'd be hella fun to try. And funny.

Would you try it?



Right now it's only being experimented in Australia which is stupid. They're even hooking people up with 5-star hotels and dolla dolla bills just to give it a whirl.

love,
elizabethany

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nifty: the junderpants for men

It's been a long time since I've found something seriously amazing that I need someone to buy like, ASAP. Now the long time we've waited has been worth it.

I introduce to you, JUNDERPANTS.

Forget jeggings, these are the new shiznit and make jeggings and jean pajamas look like NBD.


Boys- Apparently these diddies help lift up the package to show it off to the ladies, and they're so stretchy that they're rather comfortable.

And don't you worry... You can get them for a STEAL! $61!!
[Okay, that's hardly a "steal," but I'm SURE it's worth it!]

Buy them. Now. Take pics. Send to me. Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany

PS: For the record, if I ever pull down your pants and see these, expect me to laugh. Loudly. Uncontrollably. For a long time.

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not nifty: etsy's awkward lingerie

Etsy is the website where anyone can sell handmade, custom items without having their own store or having to go through eBay.

Basically you can find some really ridiculous and oddball things.

Today's thing to shop for: Lingerie.

I have no doubt in my mind that my grandmother would make me some crocheted undies if she had the idea... I just think they'd be a little more granny-flavored. Holy uncomfortable, though!




Just in case your bra wasn't uncomfortable enough before, try the gladiator metal bra! It's sure to keep your boobs stiff and look like you have nips showing and something funky goin' on in your cleavage.




For all of you trying to act on your Sesame Street/Grover fetish while looking "sexy".....




The plus side to this: It's the perfect human loofah for your honey if you shower together.




I saved the best for last. The panty hose that let you get what you want without having to take them off. Go 'head and do your thing, Miss Impatient.

If these interest you, go 'head and get them... Just don't tell me you did... Then I'll have to point and laugh in front of everyone.

love,
elizabethany