Tuesday, April 27, 2010

not nifty: etsy's awkward lingerie

Etsy is the website where anyone can sell handmade, custom items without having their own store or having to go through eBay.

Basically you can find some really ridiculous and oddball things.

Today's thing to shop for: Lingerie.

I have no doubt in my mind that my grandmother would make me some crocheted undies if she had the idea... I just think they'd be a little more granny-flavored. Holy uncomfortable, though!

Just in case your bra wasn't uncomfortable enough before, try the gladiator metal bra! It's sure to keep your boobs stiff and look like you have nips showing and something funky goin' on in your cleavage.

For all of you trying to act on your Sesame Street/Grover fetish while looking "sexy".....

The plus side to this: It's the perfect human loofah for your honey if you shower together.

I saved the best for last. The panty hose that let you get what you want without having to take them off. Go 'head and do your thing, Miss Impatient.

If these interest you, go 'head and get them... Just don't tell me you did... Then I'll have to point and laugh in front of everyone.


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