elizabethanytv: they made me go through another haunted house

You've seen before how much I HATE going through haunted houses..... and yet, I'll do it if there's a camera involved. Plus, the feeling of accomplishment, like I just defeated death, is kinda neat.

This time was Laurel's House of Horror in Maryland, where they also do an Escape Room that involves the same terrifying people coming into the room and effing with you as if you're not trying to use your damn brain to escape a damn room! [Still feeling very anxious about all of this, tbh.]

Here are some of the best moments of sheer terror, surrender, and also finally fighting back.

 I'm done for this year. Plus, it's Friday the 13th. That ain't right.

love,
elizabethany


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watch: kitten gets scared and goes nuts

Listen... I know you think I'm a crazy cat lady... but this here video made me laugh out loud and not many do that.

Kittens like to test their luck... and this one clearly wasn't ready for the iguanas to play back.


LOL I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT LAUGH AFTER THAT!!! Poor guy. Cept I don't even feel bad.

love,
elizabethany

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watch etv: going through "the village of the dead"

Something you might know about me: I'm terrified of the dark, and I also really hate scary movies. Being startled/surprised: not my thing.

So when I went through "The Village of the Dead" at Haunted Hunt Club Farms, ALONE [well, only a cameraman and one friend with me], I almost peed.

The thing about almost peeing is that's not even the worst part. I did bust my lip, fall down onto some dead body thing, and have tears stream out of my eyes. Luckily it was for a good cause: A video.


When you see us on the ground, we had run away, then ran into some zombie, fell down, and Jewel hit her head on a bridge. No one helped us up. They stood over us and laughed. It was a real life scary movie.

They were all told ahead of time that we were coming in, what our names were, and that they were allowed to touch us [normally they're not]. I hate knowing people sometimes.

It's hard for me to watch that video. I seriously squirm every time. Hopefully it's fun for someone to watch.

love,
elizabethany

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watch: ellen scares people with a mariachi band

Ellen loves to scare people. People love to watch her scare people. And at this point, I think people love to be scared by her.

This time, to celebrate "Sneako de Scareo," she grabbed some friends- a mariachi band!



SO glad that P$ showed this to me in the office today. The internet has been hella boring, and I won't get to watch today's Ellen until this weekend, and this is SO GOOD, as always!

love,
elizabethany

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the fattest kid on the planet

This is disturbing.

Have you ever seen a kid so fat he couldn't open his eyes? That's something that can happen, and has to Lu Hao, a 3 year old who weighs over 140 pounds. Congratulations parents... You're the proud owners of the fattest kid ever, who is now BLIND because of it.

Yes. That's real. It's not the "make-me-fat" app. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS!!! THREE YEARS OLD!!!

His family says they're afraid of him and that causes them to feed him too much. Apparently he screams and throws a tantrum if he doesn't eat fourths and fifths.

Um... He's blind. Put him in a room and let him cry himself to sleep. And oh ya- Get his stomach stapled. That is unless, of course, you don't want a child anymore.

Idiot parents. This is disgusting.

And here I thought all Asians were skinny no matter what...

love,

elizabethany

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i spy: a whole lotta woman

Tweet I said I had the ultimate I Spy coming up, and I wasn't lying. Now I shall give it to you as an early Christmas present. You're welcome.

At the "rap" concert I went to the other week, I spotted this uber confident woman walking into the bar like what she was wearing and how she looked was something everyone say every day.

She was wrong. This was in fact something new for me.

Oh yes, that is in fact a lime green, mesh, full body suit. Yes, her nipple was beginning to slide out from her bra. Yes her ciggies are inside the suit close to her bosom. And yes, this is a normal bar in College Station.

Here's another view for ya:

Ohhh, yeah... That's a bare ass, only covered by a green mesh body suit. Mm mm MM, GURL!

Like I said, she walked in with the confidence of Pam Anderson on a Playboy cover... And so did her friend. If you look closely, you'll see they thought it was twin night at the club. The twin chose pink.

I know what you're thinking: "EB, you can't post this. She's going to find you and do scary things." Well, maybe... But she saw me and plenty others taking pictures and videos and didn't do a thing about it. Plus- if someone's going to have the nerve to wear such a thing in front of me when I have my camera, there's nothing I can do about it. I've given plenty warnings.

Like I said, you're welcome for sharing this beautiful piece of work. [Now come protect me, kthanks.]

love,

elizabethany

watch: creepy staring asian girl

I hate this girl with every ounce of my body and I don't even know her.



She's not doing much. All she's doing is standing right inside a doorway and looking at people.... But that's enough to make me poop my pants and probably go nutso on her.

At the same time... I'm laughing at everyone getting scared, knowing damn well that could be me.

Being afraid of the dark is no joke.

love,
elizabethany