giveaway! exofab phone case

Welcome to 2014, where we have phone cases/covers that allow you to take hands-free selfies!

Exofab makes these stick-on covers that protect your phone, but more importantly- stick to hard surfaces so you can set a timer and take the best selfie possible!

When I first tried it, I was worried about it sticking to the inside of my pocket and being annoying, but it's really not doing that! It's just made to stick to smooth and hard surfaces like windows, TVs, cars, signs, whatever you can find! And BOTH sides can hold the phone up!

Some bonuses: it comes with a screen protector and a waterproof bag/case thing so you can take it to the beach or pool or whatever and not worry about it. Also: If you're attached the case you have, you could just stick this sucker to the back/front.

They have them for all the major phones in a bunch of different colors, and you can check them out right over here. 

AND... you can try one out for yourself if you enter my giveaway! They're being extra awesome and letting me give away TWO of these selfie game-changers, and you'll get to pick out which one! Enter below, and I'll pick winners Wednesday, August 20th at midnight. 

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love,

elizabethany

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diy: how to make a sexy jenga game

I was reading some article the other day talking about different games to play to "spice up your sex life," and "Sex Stack" was one of them. Basically, you paid a ridiculous amount of money for a Jenga sex game.

Spending a lot of money is really stupid when you could spend $5 and get the same result. An average Jenga set is $5 and has 54 pieces, so I came up with 54 foreplay actions to write on your tiles! [You may want to have liquor, ice, whipped cream, and some kind of "tie" handy!]

It's simple. Set it up like a normal Jenga game, pull a block, and do whatever it says. If you knock it over, you're gettin it on!

1. Just a peck!
2. Makeout!
3. Underwear- off!
4. Kiss anywhere of their choice
5. Kiss anywhere of your choice
6. Give a hickey
7. Take a shot
8. Take a body shot
9. Lick whipped cream off body part of their choice
10. Lick whipped cream off your choice
11. Go again!
12. Give special kisses- 30 seconds
13. Receive special kisses- 30 seconds
14. Give a lapdance
15. Get a lapdance
16. Motorboat, you SOB
17. Mouth to the ear
18. Get "handy" on them, 30 secs
19. Do what they want, to them.
20. Do what you want, to them. 
21. They do what you want, to you.
22. They do what they want, to you.
23. Blindfold them, draw again!
24. You get blindfolded, then they pick!
25. Ice play with their nipples!
26. Nothing. Their turn again!
27. Kiss on their stomach
28. Kiss the inner legs
29. 69- 30 seconds
30. Get in the shower for 5 mins
31. Kiss down their spine
32. Please yourself- 30 seconds
33. Tie them to the bed, pick again. 
34. Get tied to the bed, they pick.
35. Break out a toy! Their choice
36. Kiss on their neck for 30 secs
37. Give a mouth and ice massage until it's melted
38. Give a massage for 1 minute anywhere on the top half of their body
39. Give a massage for 1 minute anywhere below the belt
40. Remove article of clothing of their choice
41. Move your tongue along their "happy trail."
42. Get your lips super close without touching for 60 seconds. No cheating!
43. Take off an article of their clothing with your mouth
44. Whisper something hott in their ear
45. Dry hump, you on top. 2 minutes
46. Dry hump, them on top. 2 minutes
47. Dry hump without kissing on the face. 2 mins
48. Reveal your current biggest fantasy/wish
49. Gently run your fingertips up and down their back
50. Lightly run your lips over their chest
51. Lightly run your lips over their neck/face
52. Act out a scene from their favorite movie
53. Take one naughty photo of each person
54. Knock it over, get busy!

Umm, sounds fantastic, right?! Unless, of course, you get the "knock it over" on the first pull. That'd be stupid.

All you have to do is grab a [thin] Sharpie and write each of these on a block! Super easy!

Now get to it! Valentine's Day is coming up and let's be real: This is a fantastic gift and/or activity that will last forever! [Or 5 minutes, depending on your ability to last...]

And feel free to comment below any other tile ideas you have! The more the merrier!

love,
elizabethany

PS: If you wanna make Drunk Jenga [one of my absolute faves], this website and this one have fantastic tile ideas.

PPS: If you run your mouse over the pictures, you can easily Pin them! Click the P!

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gift guide: 90s inspired

Obviously I had to gather some ideas for fellow 90s lovers before it's too late! Although none of them are as good as Beer Pogz that apparently existed two years ago but NOT ANYMORE [I've been raging about it all night], but they're still pretty awesome.

Saved By the Bell board game? You betta believe it! Let's just talk about how awesome people with think you your friend is when it's pulled out. [$13]

Speaking of SBTB, if a board game isn't their style, how about the DVD set that comes with an old school lunchbox?! [$38]

Remember how awesome those phones were?! You could see all the insides! Now you can get a plug-in version for your phone! [A little expensive at $48]

I seriously want one of these slap-watches. You can get interchangeable faces and bands and match every outfit! [Get a bunch, one for each friend, for $15 total!]

This is something for your best friend or lover. It's gonna make a little dent in your wallet, but who wouldn't wanna play Super Nintendo games with a handheld device?! No one. [$89]

You KNOW you loved listening to Casey Kasem countdown the hits, and show up randomly in different shows. Now get the biggest hits from his show on one CD! [$15]

Told you about these before, now you need to get them for someone. Collections of Lisa Frank stickers and stuff! They're the actual stickers we grew up with! [$14]

And in honor of the return of Boy Meets World, for only the true fans, a Chubbies t-shirt. [$25]

This is mostly a tease and it's rude. I thought it was a way to play N64 on your phone but WRONG. It's just a charging dock. [Not worth it for $40]

Pretty good variety of stuff there, if I do say so myself! Now... get all of it for me? And a personalized, homemade version of Beer Pogz?! Okay yay thank you, Santas!

love,

elizabethany

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gift guide: for the bacon lovers

I've talked about a lot of random bacon inspired items the past couple years [the most recent being bacon shaving cream, of course], and I'm still amazed with what I found today. Maybe it's because I'm #TeamSausage, but I don't totally get all of it. Still, I think they're hilarious and if someone you know loves bacon, here ya go!

Why have normal flavored frosting when it can taste like delicious bacon?! I can see this being delicious on cornbread muffins or different cakes, I won't lie. [$3.50!]

No need for a big ol' thing of Jelly Belly's when you can have an entire tin of bacon flavored goodness! [$6]

This also sounds delicious even to a non-bacon freak. Bacon flavored popcorn?! Wholesome breakfast. [$4]

This is also brilliant. Turn everything into bacon flavor! [$4.50]

THESE diddies are kinda neat, but even neater: You can get them in Fireball and hot sauce flavors too! [4 for $10]

This seems like a bad idea, but to each their own. If your lover loves bacon, it might be a genius idea. They'll wanna li-li-lick you all day long! Okay fine. It's genius. [$6]

I mean, sure... why NOT bacon toothpicks?! [$3]

While you're at it, might as well get some bacon floss. [$6]

And I figured while we were talking about ridiculous food items, I'd give you these options: 

Bachelorette party, sex toy party, random night where you feel like eating.. err, my mom's reading this. You get it. [$12.50]

And if you're really weird, these could be delicious. [$6.50]

Look at that! 10 things for under $10!! You're welcome my friends. And friends of my friends.

love,
elizabethany

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gift guide 2012: for the lazy people

When I say it's for "lazy people," I say it's pretty much for anyone who wants a little more convenience in their life. They want to put in a little less effort for silly things. They're normal, really.

Here's what to get them to help 'em out forever:

It's a coaster and built in bottle opener. Why have BOTH, when you can have them IN ONE?! No getting up finding the opener after you already got up to get the beer. EVEN COOLER: These [from Iconik Etchings and Graphics] are all custom made, and only $5 each [or less, depending on how many you order.] 

If you or your friends are anything like me, they forget everything as they're walking out the door, whether it's for work or a long trip. BAM! This thing goes on the door and you'll never forget any of it. [Unless you're silly.] It's $15, or I bet you could figure out a way to make it for cheaper.

The second coolest of today, the handy dandy cutie mini robot! He cleans crumbs or anything on a table, desk, etc! Push a button and BAM. It's gone. And there's a new friend for your/their desk for only $18.

Okay, this one maybe won't make anyone's life easier, it's just for the straight up lazy people who need a boost. It's an alarm clock that is also a weight, and has to be lifted a bunch of times before it turns off. Burn some calories, wake your ass up, it's a win/win! [Until you throw the thing out the window.] 30 dolla.

If Robotman and the coasters don't get you excited, you need to evaluate your trying-too-hard lifestyle and chillax, bro.

love,
elizabethany

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