Wednesday, July 31, 2013

updated! my recent photoshoot

***DISCLAIMER*** If you're a family member, you probably wanna close your eyes, scroll down, and skip over this here post... because I'm going to see you all next week and I'd rather not have the awkward "OMG what are you doing with your life" conversation. ***END DISCLAIMER***

And now we move on...

A couple weeks ago I did a photoshoot with Kiyomi Photography, that was way more risque than I've ever done, and it wasn't even for a dare! [It was actually for "Undressed" purposes, but things have changed so now it's basically like I did it just for fun.]




She makes me look goodddd, and I'm so excited to see more [and share as many as I can]! 

UPDATE!! 7/31!
She has officially posted her favorite pics! [all but one of which I love... and only because I'm pissed about my ass-shrinkage.] 


So see what she had to say about the shoot and the rest of the pics right over here! 

And if you need any sort of pictures done, holler at Tanya! She recently announced she's willing to travel, so shoot her a message if you're interested!


love,
elizabethany

morning hangover 073113

Good morning, fashionistas! It's What Ya Wearin Wednesday! Don't forget to submit yo' pictchas! [Is that how you would spell it if you're trying to be cool and end it with the A? I just can't decide.]

Distract me, Internet.
That will be that! Can't wait to see your hotness!

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

19 cheesecake recipes for national cheesecake day

Happy National Cheesecake Day! This is something you have to celebrate. There are so many different kindsa cheesecakes! With a little help from Pinterest, allow me to demonstrate... Bubba style.












Chocolate Chip Cherry Cheesecake








My mouth is WATERING! They all look so damn good.

I've only personally made two of these recipes- The red velvet brownie, and the fruit salad. Both are amazing, but the brownies are definitely a lot more difficult. The salad was a creamy goodness of flavored whipped cream consistency, with fruit and marshmallows inside. Yes, please!

Let me know if you've tried any of them! Happy celebrating!

love,
elizabethany

PS Here's an easy Pin-able image if you like this better!



watch: asking 100 people to bang you

It's only Tuesday, but I'm telling you right now- These are the videos everyone needs to see this week.

Everyone's always like "girls have it so easy; all they have to do is ask any dude to have sex, and they'll get it." First of all: Shut up. Second: Make a video or two to prove it.


I'd say 50% is a lot more accurate than saying "any guy will say yes," but look at her! Homegirl is freakin' HOTT! So she's bound to get at least twice as many dudes to say yes as your average girl... and she's risking getting arrested.

Now let's see if it's any easier for a dude.


Poor guy gets straight up laughed at! And wet! And straight up crushed. If I'm being honest, I'd probably take him up on it. If I were drunk. Maybe sober... He's not a bad looking guy!... Okay, I guess I'd only do it if he came to my place and someone could watch to make sure I don't get killed.

That's really all it is. Chics are just afraid of the dude doing something beyond sex. They're also worried about being perceived as a slut, but that's a stupid worry that we'll have to tackle some other day.

These people are really great for doing this, though. They're ballsy. They asked couples and families. They put a myth to rest forever. They educated the internet. Bravo, yo.

love,
elizabethany

morning hangover 073013

Oh hi, National Cheesecake Day! I sense a post on how to celebrate it coming on later today.

Until then, some more Internet.

WHEW BOY! I had some catching up to do. Enjoy.

love,
elizabethany

PS make sure you catch Ruthie Camden in Maxim.


on the racks: ruthie camden is proving she's all grown up again in maxim

Ruthie Camden, AKA Mackenzie Rosman, really likes to prove that she's grown up. That's fine, cuz she's mostly hott, but I wish the girl would do something great with her life beyond trash things that just get people talking. [See: Ghost Shark, coming soon to Syfy.]

Oh well. Let's look at her bod in Maxim.


 And here are some pics she posted: 


I'm underwhelmed. She's cute, but...meh. I was more shocked/impressed when we found these pictures four years ago. BUT, if you want more, holler at the September issue of Maxim.

FYI: 7th Heaven only stopped airing five years ago. Also: Miss Mackenzie is now 23 years old. Woah. 

love,
elizabethany

Monday, July 29, 2013

what i wore this week 072613

Normally plan on putting these up on Mondays, but I've been hella busy, so you're going to forgive me. 

Now that I'm forgiven, here's what I put on my bod this week. 

MONDAY: 


This tank is one of my go-to's this summer. It cost me under $10, and I've probably worn it almost 10 times. It's perfect for over bathing suits, with jeans, with colored pants... anything. It's also the best thing I own for really hot days.
-tank: $8 from F21
-purple jeans from F21 $15
-neon bandeau from H&M $4
-neon sandals from F21 $9


TUESDAY:

Out of my normal-zone with booties in the summer, and I don't hate it!
-booties from F21 $10
-high-waisted shorts from F21 [I should really shop elsewhere...] $9
-totally forget where the necklace is from... forgive me.


THURSDAY:

I did a mix of beachy and more dressy that I think worked out! Normally I'd never pair my pinstripe shorts with such a chill, summery tank... but they matched so well! I also added some fun, bright colors to my make-up.
-tank from Express $13
-shorts from F21 years ago
-silver flops from Aeropostale $2
-earrings from Charlotte Russe $1.50


SATURDAY:
[because I never really got dressed on Friday]

I had another country concert but thought I'd be sitting in the lawn, so cut-offs were obviously a must!
-tank from Papaya years ago
-jorts from Kohl's 
-boots were an amazing gift
-gold dangling earrrings from BlueLans.com


And just for fun, these precious moments that happened after taking pictures one day. [Slutty hates cuddling nowadays... luckily Nugget absolutely loves it for the five minutes he's not being a psycho.]


[He gives me real kisses every time I make the kissy noise. It's the best.]

YAY for getting dressed and wearing my clothes! Boo for having more laundry to do.

love,
elizabethany