Distract me, Internet.
- "Images You Shouldn't Masturbate To." A real life book for sale.
- The shape of your knockers says a lot about your personality. Worked for me.
- A dude made a JET SUIT! With a wing and all! HE'S JETTING THROUGH THE AIR!
- Things guys think but never say. YOU WANT DESSERT?! Then order it!
- 10 crazy but true things that cause orgasms. Oh hayy.
- Dating someone new? Take notes: Things you should and shouldn't text.
- So much sex and relationships today... let's blame it on 50 Shades, like everything else is.
- I think I need to lose my keys more often. Maybe I'll find a treasure like this guy!
- For my moms: Adorable Katy Perry/Candyland themed birthday party goes all out.
- For some reason, R Kelly recorded a song with 2 Chainz.
- If you haven't been watching "Orange is the New Black" on Netflix, it better be just 'cuz you don't have it. You NEED to watch it. Then you need to read these crazy facts about it. SAME PERSON:
- The struggle is real... especially for social media addicts.
- Tumblr of the day: Cops take selfies too.
- SO MUCH HAPPENS.
- Somehow, even Mariah Carey's bloopers are "elegant."
- OMG DOGS HAVE FEELINGS TOO! This made me tear up, as a dog watches "Homeward Bound."
That will be that! Can't wait to see your hotness!