I'm starting to get a hang of this being-a-Texan thing I think... Or at least I'm trying to fake it.
I went to the Texas Reds Festival this weekend [which was really awesome... minus them not accepting out-of-state IDs... I call discrimination!] and emceed the Grape Stomp with my fellow Candy95ers.
It was definitely entertaining. Definitely hot. And definitely gross when Adam Knight accepted my double dog dare to drink the foot juice.
Though I'm glad he didn't deny my dare, that's really freakin' disgusting. I definitely barfed in my mouth... Many times.
Now I can't wait til next year! I'll be sure to have my Texas ID by then...
love,
elizabethany
Monday, June 21, 2010
the BIG announcement!: i need your help to be mtv's tj!
NOW is the time!!! I've teased you a million times, and though I like being a tease, there comes a time where it's not fun for either of us. Someone's gotta see action sooner or later.
What's goin' on in my life so worthy of this tease?!
I'm in the running to be the first ever MTV TJ.

I know... You have no idea what the eff a TJ is.
Definition: Tweet Jockey
Job: Think VJ with a social media twist. Some TV spots reporting news, showing you behind the scenes at MTV and various events, and staying super-connected to all the fans via Twitter, Facebook, MTV.com, and every social media platform in-between.
AKA: It's my dream job. Not my dream job as of last week or last year... This is what I've been saying I wanted to do since I was in high school. In fact, my first ever blog post about the death of TRL mentioned it.
Here's the deal: I need you, everyone you know, and everyone they know to follow me on Twitter. Most of this contest is based on my Tweet-Level, which is my number of followers, my interaction with everyone, retweets, etc etc.
I'll be doing video challenges every 2-3 days starting in July. They'll give me a challenge [that I don't know yet] and I'll have to complete it and post the video on here by deadline. [Should be a piece of cake... right?!]
If I make the top 5 at the end of July [please oh please!!!] I'll be headed to NYC to do challenges that could include dinner with huge celebs. [WHAT?!?@!#$%^$] The winner is announced live on MTV on August 8.
I know what you're thinking... Holy. Crap.
Did I mention what the winner gets?! Besides it being my dream job, I'd get a nice salary of $100k [No more need for a Sugar Daddy!!]! Say WHAT?!
This is why I need you! To follow me to be the first ever MTV TJ! It's going to be a wild ride and I'm super pumped for it and I'm so glad to be sharing it with all of you!
Here I thought last summer's "ride" was crazy... PFFT! It was only the beginning. [Literally! They picked ME to be a part of this based on my blog, Twitter, and everything I did last summer with RWDC! I didn't contact them at all! EEP!]
What's also crazy: One of my good friends from WVU was also picked!! His name is John Thrasher, I've had his link on the left side of my blog for as long as I can remember, and I think we shall play this like Survivor... Ya know, with alliances and stuff!? What ya think?!
Anyway... Buckle up, kids. It's going to be an adventure and I'm piggy backing you with me the whole way! [That doesn't make any sense. Why would you buckle up for a piggy back ride?! Oh well... Just go with it.]
To play with me, here are the important links!:
All about this competition... because I'm far too excited to say it all.
My MTV TJ Bio
Twitter
Formspring
Facebook
Facebook Group
Once upon a time I said I was practically an MTV superstar! I'd like to make this official. Please and thank you in advance.
#EB4MTVTJ!!!!!
And oh yeah... I love you.
love,
elizabethany
What's goin' on in my life so worthy of this tease?!
I'm in the running to be the first ever MTV TJ.

I know... You have no idea what the eff a TJ is.
Definition: Tweet Jockey
Job: Think VJ with a social media twist. Some TV spots reporting news, showing you behind the scenes at MTV and various events, and staying super-connected to all the fans via Twitter, Facebook, MTV.com, and every social media platform in-between.
AKA: It's my dream job. Not my dream job as of last week or last year... This is what I've been saying I wanted to do since I was in high school. In fact, my first ever blog post about the death of TRL mentioned it.
Here's the deal: I need you, everyone you know, and everyone they know to follow me on Twitter. Most of this contest is based on my Tweet-Level, which is my number of followers, my interaction with everyone, retweets, etc etc.I'll be doing video challenges every 2-3 days starting in July. They'll give me a challenge [that I don't know yet] and I'll have to complete it and post the video on here by deadline. [Should be a piece of cake... right?!]
If I make the top 5 at the end of July [please oh please!!!] I'll be headed to NYC to do challenges that could include dinner with huge celebs. [WHAT?!?@!#$%^$] The winner is announced live on MTV on August 8.
I know what you're thinking... Holy. Crap.
Did I mention what the winner gets?! Besides it being my dream job, I'd get a nice salary of $100k [No more need for a Sugar Daddy!!]! Say WHAT?!
This is why I need you! To follow me to be the first ever MTV TJ! It's going to be a wild ride and I'm super pumped for it and I'm so glad to be sharing it with all of you!
Here I thought last summer's "ride" was crazy... PFFT! It was only the beginning. [Literally! They picked ME to be a part of this based on my blog, Twitter, and everything I did last summer with RWDC! I didn't contact them at all! EEP!]
What's also crazy: One of my good friends from WVU was also picked!! His name is John Thrasher, I've had his link on the left side of my blog for as long as I can remember, and I think we shall play this like Survivor... Ya know, with alliances and stuff!? What ya think?!
Anyway... Buckle up, kids. It's going to be an adventure and I'm piggy backing you with me the whole way! [That doesn't make any sense. Why would you buckle up for a piggy back ride?! Oh well... Just go with it.]
To play with me, here are the important links!:
All about this competition... because I'm far too excited to say it all.
My MTV TJ Bio
Formspring
Facebook Group
Once upon a time I said I was practically an MTV superstar! I'd like to make this official. Please and thank you in advance.
#EB4MTVTJ!!!!!
And oh yeah... I love you.
love,
elizabethany
Friday, June 18, 2010
hilarious drawbridge prank
There's no real reason for me to post this besides the fact that it made me chuckle out loud while sitting alone in my office.
Someone decided to pull a little prank with the help of a drawbridge and graffiti.

Bahaha. It's a shame this wasn't at a school so it could be a senior prank. It'd rule the world of best senior pranks.
I give whoever did it props. I'm sure hundreds or thousands of people chuckle on their way to and from work now, and that's something not everyone can say they've done to help society.
love,
elizabethany
Someone decided to pull a little prank with the help of a drawbridge and graffiti.

Bahaha. It's a shame this wasn't at a school so it could be a senior prank. It'd rule the world of best senior pranks.
I give whoever did it props. I'm sure hundreds or thousands of people chuckle on their way to and from work now, and that's something not everyone can say they've done to help society.
love,
elizabethany
watch: something to get you pumped for toy story 3
OMG THE DAY IS HERE!!!!
I've been telling you since day 1 how excited I am for Toy Story 3, and now it's finally in theaters!
If for some reason you're not as pumped as me, I think you should watch this video.
I hope I can find a hott date to go with tonight. I hear my WVU-blogger BFF is looking for one... It's a shame he's so far away.
love,
elizabethany
I've been telling you since day 1 how excited I am for Toy Story 3, and now it's finally in theaters!
If for some reason you're not as pumped as me, I think you should watch this video.
I hope I can find a hott date to go with tonight. I hear my WVU-blogger BFF is looking for one... It's a shame he's so far away.
love,
elizabethany
nifty: the pillowtie
So you think getting your dad a tie for Father's Day is SO overrated?! Yeah... I did too... Until I saw this piece of GOLD.
I present to you the Pillowtie.

I know what you're thinking... It's just a normal tie. It's SO NOT! It's called the Pillowtie for a reason.
Ya see... It has a valve on the other side. You blow this sucker up and it becomes an instant pillow for the office, plane, wherever they are!

GENIUS, right?! Abso-freakin-lutely. I think I might even try and bring back the Avril style just so I can rock a Pillowtie. Who's with me?!
They're only $20 and there are a TON of styles and colors. [Of course I showed you the best one!......] Do it. Buy it. Now. Your dad will love you forever.
love,
elizabethany
I present to you the Pillowtie.

I know what you're thinking... It's just a normal tie. It's SO NOT! It's called the Pillowtie for a reason.
Ya see... It has a valve on the other side. You blow this sucker up and it becomes an instant pillow for the office, plane, wherever they are!

GENIUS, right?! Abso-freakin-lutely. I think I might even try and bring back the Avril style just so I can rock a Pillowtie. Who's with me?!
They're only $20 and there are a TON of styles and colors. [Of course I showed you the best one!......] Do it. Buy it. Now. Your dad will love you forever.
love,
elizabethany
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