Wednesday, September 5, 2012

on the racks: britney spears covers elle

Oh em gee... it's about to begin! The Britney Spears takeover 2.0, that is!

With X-Factor right around the corner, we're about to see BritBrit everywhere again, and it's going to be beautiful... especially if the October cover of Elle is a preview of it all.


The article finally gives us a little more information on her and Jason, too! Well, a little...
"It was kind of one of those things where she moved, like, turned around, so we were face-to-face and then ..., " says Trawick, who became engaged to Spears last December. But before Trawick, 39, can spill any more juicy details, his fiancée interrupts him, saying, "Okay, that's enough information, sweetie. It was sweet, just say that."

I wish she'd open up in interviews a little more, but I think we'll start seeing it happen soon. She did say she's not a believer in being like Kim Kardashian, though! And not that she needs to win more points in my book, she obviously did.
"I love my jeans and my sweats-I’m really just a tomboy at heart. So it’s really hard for me to be like Kim Kardashian and be makeup-and hair-ready every time I go out of my house. I’m not a believer in that, you know?"

Goodness, I just can't wait!! She looks amazing, she seems really happy.. BRING ON THE BRITNEY, BITCH!

love,
elizabethany

10 most embarrassing nightclub photos

I love it when people share quality things with me that they know I'll love! [Especially if they're not doing it to promote themselves, and because it's actually something I've talked about loving before.]

One thing we all know I love: Spying crazy people in public, specifically in bars/clubs. 

My friend Mojo put a link on my Facebook for a new page "Embarrassing Nightclub Photos," and it is GOLD. Here are some of my faves, that aren't gross enough to make you barf: 

That is one seriously large, orange head... and a fantastic photobomb.

I can only imagine what they're thinking; "This is so hott. We know what's happening, but with the help of the dress and purse, no one else does. And certainly no one is photobombing a pic of us right now."

Man, woman or horse... that is the question.

I thought I had ridiculous poses... Glad Miss Blue Skirt is clearly not impressed.

That is in fact a guy lifting up your dress... Miss Smirnoff.

If this girl's outfit isn't enough to make you wanna take a picture, just imagine the lapdance-ee's thoughts the next day.

This is one sexy ass couple. *Ass Ass Ass Ass.* 

Contrary to what you may think, lady, squeezing a cage-bar with your cheeks is not a good look.

One word: Yummy. Pictures everywhere!

This outfit totally rivals the neon mesh outfits of College Station.... I don't even know who wins.

There is a serious amount of showing tampon strings, awkward sweat-spots, pukes, and pees... but I thought I'd let you find those on your own. There's also a whole website for it.

If you ever wanna share something with me, always feel free to tweet it or post it on the Facebook group!

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

watch etv: jump behind the wheel with me during my bug out races!

Considering it's been three years since I raced, and I started this blog *almost* four years ago, many people may not know that I used to race a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia. FYI- I did it for six years, won a few times, appeared in a couple magazines, and never bragged once..........

Maybe the bragging part is a lie... obviously.

When I moved to Texas, I handed the car over to my brother and he's been the racer ever since. He didn't come home to do it this past weekend because of the weather, so I got another chance! It was Bug Out 72 [the Bug Out is a huge Volkswagen event that I've been going to since I was a toddler], and you better believe I walked into the Speedway like I owned the place, intense soundtrack music playing in my head and everything.

I've never been able to really show people what it's like when I race, but with the help of my cousin's phone dock this past weekend, I can take you in the car with me so you get the full experience!


I'm SO upset the drags were canceled, but at least I still got to be behind the wheel one more time before the floor falls out Mikey takes it over again. It's such a fun and exhilarating thing, and that's not something I get to feel/experience every day. If only I had the money to afford a VW, I'd race every time..

Sugar Daddy......?

love,
elizabethany

PS: Some more info on the "Ploger Racing Team-" We're really well known at the track because not only has my dad been racing for over 25 years, he wins 80% of the time. My uncle also races and does pretty well. All the cars are my dad's, who has rebuilt them many times. His car was built from the ground up, welding the rails together, shaping the sheet metal and everything. My car sat in the woods for at least a decade before he brought it back up, put in a new "floor," engine, and painted it himself. I'm pretty proud to be part of such a cool thing.

watch: people in sports being straight up awesome

Sometimes people look at videos and see something over a minute and think "I'm too ADD for this."

No one is too ADD for this video. Not even me. It's quick clips of TONS of people from ALL sports being straight up awesome at life.


Those people flying through the air and flipping a bajillion times- Awesome. Flips over people on the football field- awesome. Breaking a TON of tackles like "Get OFF me!"- Awesome. FLIPPING AROUND A BAR WHILE HOLDING ONTO YOUR FRIEND- AWESOME. You guys are neat.

love,
elizabethany

pinspired outfits: pinstriped and patterned shorts

I challenged myself to 10 days in a row of Pinspired outfits. Technically I failed, but only because I didn't wanna waste an outfit on a day I spent all my time at the beach. I did do it for 10 days, but it took about two weeks to wear them, and clearly a little longer than that to post them all.

Here are the final two!

I wore this one when Trey Songz came in the studio. I hear the boys like the shorts/heels combo, and I had two items I recently got on clearance that hadn't been worn yet. Then I found the perfect combo!

Shirt from Target clearance [$8], pinstripe shorts from Forever 21 clearance/buy one get one free [$6], shoes from Ross [$20], and earrings that I borrowed from a friend and totally need to return...


I was super pumped when I saw this next one on Pinterest, too. I had near-perfect clothes to put it together!

Shorts- Forever 21 [$9], shirt- Forever 21 [$8], flops- GoJane.com [$9], earrings- Forever 21 [$2]. I planned on wearing our HOT 100.5 fake RayBans, but looks like I forgot to throw those on. Woah, that's a lot of Forever 21.


I got a Maybelline eyeshadow palette [in Amethyst Ablaze] when I dressed up as Ke$ha for Halfway-to-Halloween, and it's now my new fave. I only have one color on which makes it super easy and quick, but sometimes I throw in some dark purple contouring.

BAM! Ten outfits that I've pinned that I can now say I've actually used. I refuse to be one of those pinners who saves all this stuff, and never actually uses any of it, so these pinspired outfits will totally continue. 

ALSO, I wanna challenge YOU! Can you throw together a Pinspired outfit?! If you do, send me some pictures and the deets, and I'll feature you/your outfit on my blog! If you wanna type up an entire post for me to post, that'd be even more neat! Send anything and everything to my email- elizabethanyy at gmail dot com.

I can't wait to start showing off my friends to the world!

love,
elizabethany

PS: See ALL of my outfits and the deets by clicking the picture below!


PPS: I had a secret challenge to do my hair different for each outfit. Minus wearing it plain/down for two outfits, I totally achieved it! HIGH FIVE!