watch: boy caught twerking by older sister

If only YouTube was a thing when I was growing up... I would have gotten the ultimate revenge on my brother so many times.

This girl did. Homeboy was practicing some serious twerking skills in his room, until he was interrupted by the Internet fame calling his name.


At least he seems to show some promise and talent, right? I mean, he's not completely stiff... but I'm worried for any girlfriend he tries to put the moves on in the future.

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elizabethany

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watch: most awkward PSA ever

Remember the things they made you watch back in the day for Sex-Ed? Luckily, I don't think this video was one of them... it goes WAY too far in terms of awkward PSA's.



Seriously... if my mom came in saying any of that to me, I'd be scarred for life. "It feels good, doesn't it?!" MAKE IT STOP!

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elizabethany

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i spy: gifs of parents "gettin down" at the club

I'm not sure if I'll ever laugh as hard as I did when I saw my dad tear up the dance floor, but being out the other night and see a couple of parents doin' their thang had my jaw dropping.

First of all, the Cosby sweater dad... 

He didn't need any other moves. Rocking back and forth with a little extra flair caught my eye more than blondie twerkin' it on the side. 

Then we had this lady, who may not be a mom, but she looks like one.

She was all about DJ Canrock giving her some attention, and she worked him like a pole... on the stage. She clearly loved that accidental ass touch, too.

But now, my friends, I present to you this mother/daughter duo [again, my assumptions.] They came dressed in some serious clubwear, thigh-high boots, and coats that they only wore on one arm, because two would obviously make them much too hot.

Just twerkin' away on her daughter.. 

I call this the "now lean back, lean back, lean back...."

Keep up that rhythm, ladies. 

And then... I got caught, just as the humping was beginning. Mama wanted every bit of junior's booty in her lap, and thought the video-bomber was just playin' along too... Silly drunk goggles.

I really need to start sitting back and observing other people like this. People watching is just so, so much fun... almost as fun as causing the scene yourself. 

But seriously.... I hope I run into those two ladies again. Pure entertainment. 

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elizabethany

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10 most embarrassing nightclub photos

I love it when people share quality things with me that they know I'll love! [Especially if they're not doing it to promote themselves, and because it's actually something I've talked about loving before.]

One thing we all know I love: Spying crazy people in public, specifically in bars/clubs. 

My friend Mojo put a link on my Facebook for a new page "Embarrassing Nightclub Photos," and it is GOLD. Here are some of my faves, that aren't gross enough to make you barf: 

That is one seriously large, orange head... and a fantastic photobomb.

I can only imagine what they're thinking; "This is so hott. We know what's happening, but with the help of the dress and purse, no one else does. And certainly no one is photobombing a pic of us right now."

Man, woman or horse... that is the question.

I thought I had ridiculous poses... Glad Miss Blue Skirt is clearly not impressed.

That is in fact a guy lifting up your dress... Miss Smirnoff.

If this girl's outfit isn't enough to make you wanna take a picture, just imagine the lapdance-ee's thoughts the next day.

This is one sexy ass couple. *Ass Ass Ass Ass.* 

Contrary to what you may think, lady, squeezing a cage-bar with your cheeks is not a good look.

One word: Yummy. Pictures everywhere!

This outfit totally rivals the neon mesh outfits of College Station.... I don't even know who wins.

There is a serious amount of showing tampon strings, awkward sweat-spots, pukes, and pees... but I thought I'd let you find those on your own. There's also a whole website for it.

If you ever wanna share something with me, always feel free to tweet it or post it on the Facebook group!

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elizabethany

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podcast: awkward places people have been hit on

I think I may have talked about this while I was in Texas, but I'll tell ya right now... I've NEVER heard stories like this!

Whenever I have freebies for good stories, people are all about sharing their stories. Last night, they told me where they've gotten hit on. It was anything from the bathroom to in a hospital while pulling a catheter out of a dude's peen. You gotta hear these.



I thought it was awkward when people tried to holler at me in front of my mom. NOPE. Those take the cake FOR SURE.

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elizabethany

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