is kate a milf?

When I look at Kate Gosselin, I think "b-word." But when you see her bikini body, and consider the fact that she had 8 kids, you might think MILF.

I'm undecided how I feel as of this second... How 'bout you take a look:

Besides the awkward, obvious scars from the free tummy-tuck, she's got a ROCKIN' bod!!! Her stomach is flat, and possibly cut, and her legs look great!

Her belly button is also a little awkward. It's in the middle of her stomach.... Maybe it's from the tummy tuck..

Still, she's a huge B. So maybe shes a BILF?! If you'd LF, of course. What's your verdict?



I'm going with BILF... Final answer.

love,
elizabethany

watch: rc car vs little boy

Mom: "Hey Bobby, can you take your little brother outside and play with him and the remote control car? He wants to play!"

Older kid: "Sure Mom! I made ramps and everything for that car! I'm sure it'll be fun!................. C'mon little brother... Stand right in front of that ramp and get a good view of how high this thing can go!"

What do you think is going to happen? If you read this blog enough, I'm sure it's not too hard to figure out. [Or if you read the title of the video... Not to give anything away, though.]



The answer to your question: Yes, it is in fact completely okay to laugh at this.

So a little kid got hurt, that's sad. But a little RC car TOOK HIM OUT! He got TACKLED by a car the size of his shin. Can you imagine that happening to you? Everyone would laugh then, too. [Maybe that makes it less funny.. Hmm.. Imagine it's YOUR little brother or friend. Yesss..]

Now pick on someone your own size, car! I mean... Big brother.

love,
elizabethany

morons on monday 060109

Woah, it's June. That's weird. [And TOTALLY sweet because it's my BIRTHDAY MONTH! ;)]

Anyways, back to my regularly scheduled programming... [That I'm supposed to do once a week but never do. Whatever... Shoot me.]


There's a million and one things you could do to your husband if you were mad at him. You could simply fight, or you could pull a Madea and throw the boiling grits onto him and then beat him with the pan. That's all old news, though.

You could also wait til he's out on a walk in the morning, load the kids in the car, and and just drive *OOPS!* right over your husband who's in the sidewalk.

Of course if you do this... You want to make sure you have your blinker on so that it's the last thing he sees before he gets ran over by you, your van, and kids.

PS: If this is the revenge you want to get, you should know you'll be charged with second–degree assault, domestic violence, reckless driving and child abuse, idiot.


I think I have a new type of story to add to my favorites.... Weddings. The fact no one takes them seriously is sad, but the things they do to get away from it all are funny.

Sometimes a girl wants to change out of her wedding dress for the reception. Something a little more flirty, or maybe a Juicy outfit with "Bride" printed on the back are most desirable for the new Mrs.

Or, sometimes, what they really want to change into, is the Mrs. Driver-for-my-Wedding-and-Teammate-of-my-Husband. So they announce they're going to change, then dip out into the car, and ride off into the sunset to the honeymoon with the former friend of the husband. Yikes, that hurts.

If you were smart, you'd either hide the affair, or not go through with it. If you were even smarter, you'd catch your significant other beforehand, and let everyone know. If you're a dummy, you'll get sued for material and emotional damages for running away.


High-School seniors, it's about that time. [Or maybe it's past that time for some of you, who knows.] Time for the senior pranks right before graduation.

Here's an idea I've never heard of or even thought of, and I'm a little upset I didn't. If you have access to the Yearbook or newspaper, have you ever thought about the possibilities that lay in front of you?! ESPECIALLY if you're the Editor-in-Chief.

I was totally on the yearbook staff, and for some reason, none of the crazies in my class, or the show-offs or the too-cool kids tried this. They hid the F word in a caption.

What a fabulous idea. All you'd have to do is make a couple letters standout from the normal block lettering. Are you following me?

The best part about it all... You can still graduate after someone finds it. [Although, who would find it AFTER it's published, honestly? No one really reads the whole thing... Unless you're a big nerd like me.] AND all your parents have to pay for are some stickers to cover up your bad-assness.


So really I guess I gave you two morons and a genius... But who cares. I enjoy them all.

love,
elizabethany

watch: toy story 3 is on its way!

OMG OMG OMG! This teaser/trailer beats out ANY stupid "Twilight," "Harry Potter," or whatever big movies are coming out.

Not only is it Pixar, but it's a movie EVERYONE loves... TOY STORY!! Yes, they're making a 3rd one!

Oh, and did I mention it will be in 3-D?!?!?! Oh my gracious, this could be epic. Check it out:



Okay, so really... It could be epic, or a flop, and ruin the whole series like many sequels do in my opinion. However... based on the summary, I think it could be good.

Summary: Woody, Buzz, and the rest of their toy-box friends are dumped in a day-care center after their owner, Andy, departs for college.

Here's what I think is kind of cool. The first one came out in 1994. [Yes, I'm serious! Doesn't seem that long ago, does it?!] The second one was 10 years ago!! I forget how old Andy turned in the first one in 1994, but say he was 4 or 5... It's perfect timing for college!

I wonder if the toys aged at all. It doesn't seem like it! I am so warm and fuzzy inside right now just thinking about the possibilities of this movie. I will so be the first in line... 3-D glasses already on.

love,
elizabethany

vh1 is becoming worse than mtv

I'm not sure how reality TV became so absolutely terrible, but it has. [As much as I love it, some of these shows have got to go and be replaced with regular shows again.] VH1 is easily the leader in "stupid, got-to-go shows."

Now, they're adding to their list of shows that I won't watch, but many probably will.

The casting call: Girls who have been married to, had babies with, or hooked up with A-list celebs or athletes in the past and have something to share with the world. Oh wow. Really?!

This will be a lot of dirty laundry being aired and a lot of "OMG this #@*&^@% has a small package and does NOT know how to work it so you B's better stay AWAY from him!!... No way, I don't want him no more!"

And the biggest fans will be those who WANT to be the women who are starring. Gross.

But okay fine, I'll watch it once. That's it, though!!

love,
elizabethany