pink's baby bump is weird

Tweet Pink is one of those hardcore, badass lady celebs, and has always had the body to go with that reputation/image. When we found out she was preggers last week, I tried to imagine her with a baby bump and honestly couldn't.

Now I don't have to use my imagination. She stepped out on the beach in a bikini and showed off her new addition [whether that be pounds or a baby or both].

She's definitely glowing and I'm more than excited to see her as a mom, but does anyone else just think it's weird?!

Seeing her out of shape is like seeing a championship runner in a wheelchair or something. [OK, maybe an exaggeration, but still...]

I can't wait to see her bump get bigger and find out if it's a boy or a girl! I hope she still does crazy acrobats in the air after she becomes a mom.

love,
elizabethany

alicia keys is going to make beautiful babies

It's officially confirmed! Alicia Keys is going to be the most beautiful mama ever!

She confirmed tonight that her and Swizz Beats are engaged AND expecting a lil one! The baby bump pictures were totally real!

Seriously, though... Imagine how beautiful their baby is going to be. SB isn't THAT hott, but her perfection will totally come through and match with his and danggg... Their baby could totally become my new favorite Hollywood baby... [Especially since Suri is getting old now.]

I can't freakin' wait to see her all big and preggers... And imagine her wedding pictures!

...Okay, I need to calm down. I'm pumped, that's all.

love,
elizabethany

kim kardashian is not pretty

Call me a Kardashian hater if you want, but I speak the truth: Most of the sisters are not hott.

I know I said I liked Kim's new blonde hair, and I still may, but this picture confirms that homegirl is unattractive.

Some amazing paparazzi caught her out and about with no makeup on!

I'm sorry, but her butt is not attractive, either. Big- Yes. Nice- No way.

Seeing these pictures make me think one about one thing: How amazing would I look if I had an amazing stylist and makeup artist?! I mean, really... I'm more attractive without makeup than she is. [No, I'm not cocky at all, but I know this is a true statement after seeing this picture of her.]

Kim... Seriously.... Keep the make-up on and fix your hair before going in public. Thanks.

love,
elizabethany

PS: On another note, her sister Kourtney [the only hott one] was featured on the cover of US Weekly with Kendra showing off their baby bumps! How precious!

newsflash: there's a new milf

It's not big news to find out someone is preggers in Hollywood these days. Everyone is getting preggers. But when someone's having their first kid, they're a star in an extremely popular TV show, AND they're going to be a MILF, it's pretty big news.

Today's new Mom-to-be: Ellen Pompeo! AKA Dr. Meredith Grey.

A lot of people say that she's not pretty and one of the worst on Grey's Anatomy, but I disagree. She is going to be one hott mama.

Congrats, lady!

love,
elizabethany

already wants another one

It seriously feels like just yesterday Nicole Richie was walking around as a human skeleton.

Then we found out she was prego, and everyone freaked out. That seems like just hours ago.

Well, I guess technically it was. But it was actually over a year ago that she had her first baby.. And now, little Harlow Winter Kate Madden is about to be a big sister, according to Joel.

They're obviously real excited.. Ya know, it's always good to have two kids before you're even engaged. They say it's thanks to Harlow that they lead a more tranquil life now.

Well, that's good. Good to know Miss Nicole has calmed down and loves being a mom. Her baby is pretty darn cute, to be honest!

So, good luck to ya'll! Keep the cute ones coming. Maybe one of them will take my "favorite/cutest Hollywood baby" title over Suri. Maybe.

love,
elizabethany

the show must go on

If you were prego, what would it stop you from doing?

Drinking, I'd hope. And you better not be smoking. And.. You probably don't want to ride any rollercoasters or do crazy flips or anything either. [Even though, I've seen plenty of people do it in the gym!]

And, I'd like to think, if you were famous.. Maybe a rapper or something.. You wouldn't want to be performing on your due date...

But apparently that's just me, because Miss M.I.A. is still set to perform on the Grammy's this week, despite the fact that it's her due date.

I mean.. I can MAYBE see singing a nice ballad, or even just singing something quick. Presenting.. Sure! Go right ahead!!! But rapping?! That baby is going to come out just READY to get jiggy wit' it!!! ;-P

Okay seriously though.. I'm just imagining this girl performing, getting all into it, and then her water breaking. And it's a really funny sight in my head. Can you see it? Are you laughing?! Yeahhh...

MIA, girl, I wish you luck! With this performance and the baby.. Cuz if you're performing "Paper Planes," I'm sure gunshots and cha-chings is exactly what a baby wants to hear when it enters the world.

love,
elizabethany

PS: The show is also going to include a duet of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus. Oh goodie.

someone's preggers!

There's another couple in Hollywood with a bun in the oven!

And, they're old... Which seems to be the trend right now.

It's Tim Allen and his wife, Jane!

Tim is 55, and Jane is 42. The baby is coming sometime in the spring.

But seriously, when is someone HONESTLY too old to have a kid? Apparently there's been a 66 year old mom before.. And lots of dads in the 60s and 70s age ranges.. But.. WHY?! First of all, they're barely going to see their kid grow up, second, there's probably going to be lots of complications not only with the baby, but the mom, too!

I'm not saying all of this will happen to the Allens, just wondering when this will stop.

In the meantime, CONGRATS to the couple. :)

love,
elizabethany

he's too old for all that

If you watch Gossip Girl, you know who Kelly Rutherford is. AKA Lilly Vanderwoodsen or Bass or whatever.

If not, just know she's a 40 year old actress.

So, she's due to have her second child this summer, which is kinda scary just because she's kind of on the old side and whatever.. But if it comes out healthy, shoot, more power to her!!

But, the craziest thing about her, and her 2 year old son, is that she still breast feeds him!! Yeah, I'm serious. She still puts her 2 year old son under her shirt to give him milk. Kinda like that kid on "Baby Mama".. Ridiculous!

Her reason?: "It's an amazing bond with your child. Some cultures do it up to five years, normally. I thought, 'Well, I'll just do it as long as it feels right for my son.'"

Umm, that's not normal in this country, Lilly. Sorry. Let's not do such things with the next one, okay? Thanks.

love,
elizabethany

finally!

So Janet Jackson has been saying that once her tour was over, she wanted to have a baby.

She also canceled a decent amount of her concerts while on tour.. Due to illness.

Now, we might be finding out why she canceled. Sources are saying that she is finally pregnant!!

Apparently the 42 year old got preggers completely naturally thanks to hubby Jermaine Dupri.

I think this is really great for her but uh, 42 is awfully old to be having your first child. I just wonder if there are going to be a lot of terrible complications with it. I hope not though!

And by the way, word isn't really out there yet because they're saying it's very early in the pregnancy and they don't want to tell the world yet.

Woops. Looks like someone already did. And word spreads fast these days, Sorry! But good luck!

love,
elizabethany

in case it didn't make you sick the first time

Remember the pregnant guy over the summer? Mr. Thomas Beatie..?

Welp, he's pregnant again.. And ready for even MORE publicity.

If you somehow DIDN'T hear about him/this before, he's a married man, who used to be a woman, but "switched" into a man to feel more comfortable with himself. He still has all of the female organs, and has stopped taking female hormones so that he is able to have kids.

So, he had his first kid on June 29.. And the second one is due June 10. [Yay for June babies!]

And, he's not just doing it for publicity, apparently. He says having a baby is a human desire and he's lucky enough to be able to do it. He also says they HAD to go public with it..

"Hiding a pregnant man is like hiding an 800-pound gorilla," he told the news network of his decision to go public. Nancy and I wanted to tell our story from our own mouths before it got out."
--Thomas Beatie, the pregnant man

I don't think I can say anything bad about this except that dang, it's awfully soon to have another kid.. Let alone a kid in the public eye.. And a kid being born by a guy. It's a little much, really.. But, I'm all about letting people do what they want to do..

So do what you want, guy! But let's try and slow it down after this one, eh?!

love,
elizabethany

getting old

[Clearly, no pun intended in the title, cuz homegirl is NOT old, yet.]

BUT, the Spears getting preggers before they should IS getting old.

The Enquirer is reporting that little Jamie Lynn is having her second child.. and that she is already 8 weeks into the pregnancy. [And of course, this is a TOTALLY credible source...........]

"Zoey" just had her little girl Maddie about 3 months ago.. and she's only 17.. SEVENTEEN!

Okay so who believes this rumor? Personally, not me.

And neither do her neighbors, who are telling OK Magazine that there is NO WAY she is pregnant again.

I still haven't heard anything about an official statement from Mama or Jamie Lynn, though.. so who knows?!

I hope you're not prego, girl. Those kids don't need any more cousins just yet.

love,
elizabethany