Wednesday, August 21, 2013

nifty?: the liquid lapdance is mostly disturbing

Some things are weird and I think they're still a great idea, some things mostly bother me... the Liquid Lapdance Underwear is one of those bothersome things.

They're for guys headed to the strip club. They have some lube in them, and make it so you can "simulate sex" more while getting a special dance. [FYI this is extremely NSFW]

Guaranteed to finish or your money back?! So here's the question: Do you just walk around in your soiled underwear for the rest of the night?!


  1. What does it feel like when you're walking around with wetness before the action?!
  2. If it has "room to get a boner," is it gonna be all extra bulgy down there? We don't like being teased, fellas. 
  3. IS THAT HOW LAPDANCES ARE NOW?! I need to step my game up.....
This is just gross. I can't imagine how it would be for the hours after getting done... Barf City. 

Please don't buy these... but if you're a perv and must... or need a good gag gift... here ya go. 


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