They're for guys headed to the strip club. They have some lube in them, and make it so you can "simulate sex" more while getting a special dance. [FYI this is extremely NSFW]
Guaranteed to finish or your money back?! So here's the question: Do you just walk around in your soiled underwear for the rest of the night?!
- What does it feel like when you're walking around with wetness before the action?!
- If it has "room to get a boner," is it gonna be all extra bulgy down there? We don't like being teased, fellas.
- IS THAT HOW LAPDANCES ARE NOW?! I need to step my game up.....
This is just gross. I can't imagine how it would be for the hours after getting done... Barf City.
Please don't buy these... but if you're a perv and must... or need a good gag gift... here ya go.