I have the latest clever invention for all you GUYS out there!
More specifically, guys with facial hair. And if we want to get SUPER specific, guys with goatees!
It helps you get the perfect goatee, easy! You just shape it to your style, bite down on the mouth piece, and shave away the excess! Check it out:
Did I mention it only costs $19.99 plus shipping and handling!??!?
....Wow. This is not worth 20 dollars, is it?! I mean, it reminds me of the stickers you can put on your eyebrows to help you "shape" them. It never works out well in the end.
And how silly do all of those men look?! They look like creepy, weirdo guys who are trying really hard to act classy. Maybe that's just me, though.
Anyways, that's my new, favorite commercial. How fabulous. It's a shame you don't get a sweet shave-light with it or something, though.