A dude called to tell me about his sexual adventures, that came to an abrupt stop when the girl said she pooped in his bed. POOPED. IN HIS BED! You need to listen.
I'm just speechless about that. How in the world does someone think they pooped the bed, then feel comfortable patting around for it, and then think everything is fine and so not awkward the next day? He said she's been texting asking why he's avoiding her. Uhhhh.....
Some people were saying it's completely normal on Twitter, but I'm still thinking this is so bizarre and easily the funniest sex story of my entire life.