Let's just kick it off, shall we?
- "I'm sorry maam, but I think you should know your kid sucked on a ball of cocaine today."
- The new kind of boob job: A bra surgically inserted to keep them perky.
- Really low on money for Thanksgiving this year? Good thing you can feed 8 for $20 from Walmart!
- IMAX theater here I come!! Donate an old cell phone and get free admission! I have extras for you, too!
- We can bring signs to FedEx Field again! Apparently they don't want to disappoint or control us.... Too late.
- Another reason for the Redskins to cheer: We officially don't have to change our team's name.
- The naked Olympics: Good or bad thing?!
- For the waiter/waitresses: 5 things every server should do. [Make sure to check out the most annoying customers, too.]
- Forget the hookah bar, go to Portland and play in the marijuana cafe.
- A record broken: Oldest graffiti artist ever. He's double the age of the previous guy.
- The Snuggie Sauna: Helping you burn 600 calories in 15 minutes.
- Don't lose your friends by doing one of these friendship killers.
- Hayden's new wig look= No bueno to me.
- This is absolutely taking the rat tail look too far.
- Everyone wants a good pair of Chuck Norris pants.
- Remind me to take notes from this turtle next time I try to breakdance.
- I could have sworn hippos were cute and crocodiles were the scary ones.
- Why not buy a million dollar car and run it into the river?
- John Cusack drops the f-bomb like it's nothing on the Early Show. [2:45 in..]
- This poor little girl is going to have no friends on her team, but at least the parents know it's cute.
- I can honestly say that if I were in Union Square, I would want nothing more than to see hundreds of elves dance together.
- This has got to be the weirdest reaction I have ever seen a winner give.