There are actually articles of clothing with built in massagers!
I know what you're thinking... "Holy S. Which parts to they massage, and where can I get them?! Well, they massage just the places you were hoping for.
For the ladies, we have the massaging bra.

The best part about the bra and the briefs-- They claim they massage those areas for health reasons.
Make breast more healthy: Pangao breast enhancer effectively make breast up, dredge breast glands, eliminate blood stasis and effectively prevent women from breast diseases and flaccid, also can move fat and make a

Oh... Did I mention they also make them BIGGER?! Apparently, it does.
The brief-things claim to work out the kinks in your junk whenever you're feeling a little.. Mmm.. Flustered down there.. If you will.
So my next question after reading about these is where the H can I get one, and pronto?!
Welp, you need to buy at least 500, because they only come in bulk.
I'm officially pissed. I don't have a sugar daddy who is willing to fork out money for 500 of these things. How will my breasts get big and healthy now?! Ugh. Maybe the doc can prescribe it or something.

I want someone to have these items right now. I also want to watch them use them. Is that weird? Pfft, don't care!
love,
elizabethany
1 comment:
I want to know what firend in highschool was wearing these, Awesome!
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