Dan Snyder is trying to take away Redskins Park tailgating. And no, I'm not lying.
An email was sent out to all of the rich guys [AKA people with super nice suites at FedEx Field] saying this:
- Tailgating is permitted only in the last few rows of each lot
- All vehicles will be directed to specific spaces in each lot
They're also saying that these rules could only be in place for a year, so that Snyder could "compromise" with everyone and say "you can tailgate, if you pay a fee."
Look... I think Redskins fans are pretty ride or die. HOWEVER... No tailgating at a football game is almost like no cheerleaders. Maybe even worse. People can be fans from home, which would lose the "12th Player" effect.
I hate that Dan Snyder is so much more about money than this stupid team. With as much love as the fans have, you'd think he'd at least have a little bit to give.
I still plan on assassinating him some day. Who's with me? Mom told me it was fine as long as I didn't lose my internships, but those were last summer, so I think I'm allowed!!!
[Did I just say that on the Internet? Woops.]