top 10 [+2] douchebags of 2010

Tweet If you've been a reader of my blog for a year or more, you know one of my favorite things about the end of the year are all the "Best of" lists that the internet comes up with.

One of the best ones so far: E! Online's Top 10 Douchebags of 2010


Okay, so maybe I added Taylor Swift fans and Amber from Teen Mom on there, but they obviously deserve to be! Somehow they were forgotten.

On E!'s list:

• Kanye West because what's a list of d-bags without Kanye? He even wrote a song about it.
• Jay Leno for the Late Night Wars debacle
• Taylor Momsen thanks to her raccoon eyes and being the epitome of a d-bag teenager.
• Scott Disick single-handedly represents all the reality TV d-bags.
• David Arquette f'ed it up between him and Courteney Cox and took away the belief in love for many.
  
• Mel Gibson's voice mails. 'Nuff said.
• Kate Gosselin is also a shoe-in for this list, too. Apparently she was very DIVA on DWTS.
• John Mayer just really doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut.
• Charlie Sheen had one hell of a night that landed him at the top of many people's d-bag lists.
  
• Jesse James left Sandra Bullock during the height of her career. He's just an idiot d-bag.

Obviously after Amber Portwood's brawl with Gary she needs to be up there. And I'm just givin' all you Taylor Swift fans a hard time. You know I love ya, right?

Who would YOU add, though? Obviously these lists always leave some people out, so who are you thinkin' was the ultimate doucher this year?

love,
elizabethany

mtv has a new jersey show

Stop it. Say it isn't so. Someone please tell me this is fake.

Apparently MTV's latest show is going to be all about the Jersey Guidos, fist pumps, and Jaeger bombs.

No, really... They even say so in their commercial:



This has to be fake. Someone who watches MTV religiously please confirm to me that someone redid this commercial into something even more ridiculous than what it will be.

I need to stop pretending like I'm not going to watch this show regardless, though. It's going to be great and full of d-bags, my new favorite topic. YES!

love,
elizabethany

watch: we are dbags

You should know by now that I'm a big fan of d-bag videos... Or anything d-bag really.

Now, they're coming together to take a stand against all of us who make fun of them. They're standing up for D-bag Solidarity.



Oh, stereotypes... How I love you.

Keep spraying that Axe, kid... I'm sure the girls will come running like magnets.

love,
elizabethany

the d-bags of america

I'm always looking for something really great to get my day on love, elizabethany started when I have to start at night, and thanks to my #1 fan, once again, I can do that easily today.

This chart of the types of d-bags across the US is absolutely spot on. I've never been to Canada, or anywhere west really... But I have no doubt that it's all true.


I guess the only ones I can really vouch for are the South [which I still hate to say that we're from the south, but it does fit...], Midwest, and Northeast. All are perfect.

Do you disagree? Have something to add on? Please do!

If not- let's just join together in a laugh.

love,
elizabethany