Let's be BFF's Internet!
- You think your morning is rough? This dude woke up inside a shipping container.
- YAYY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! We're the hosts of the most porn in the world!
- EVEN BETTER NEWS: The more sex you have, the more money you'll make! MORE SEX!
- And if that's not making you happy... here's 16 articles of proof that you actually are happy.
- A Ryan Gosling "Hey Girl" Chrome plugin. You're welcome.
- Someone had the genius idea of inventing a cup that changes color when roofied.. but I bet zero bars will ever carry such a thing.
- Ooh more alcohol! The 28 rules everyone must follow when drinking. MUST.
- You know I gotta keep things educational: The juggalo alphabet.
- Now you can be all "NUH UH MYTHBUSTERS PROVED IT WRONG!" These are things everyone believes that have been proven impossible. [Along with breaking the seal... FYI]
- What it'd be like if the Disney princesses had Instagram.
- There's a posture that will get you what you want. Works every time. According to sources.
- I hear it's back to school time... So read this and make sure you do ALL THE THINGS while you're still in college.
- Related: All the college life hacks that will help you
cheatmake your way through
- This week in Facebook idiots.
- AARON PAUL IS THE BEST. And so was his Reddit AMA. I'm obsessed with how he answered even the dumbest questions.
- Also stop what you're doing right now and make sure you follow Prince on Twitter, and send him a tweet.
- Freaking. White people. Why do they eat this weird food?!?
- Creamsicles+alcohol= a match made in mouth orgasm heaven.
- YES. PREACH. HALLELUJAH! GIVE US MORE DONGS, HBO!
- As awesome as this is, I really do feel bad for the poor bird. :(
- This is the kinda thing that doesn't make me miss/love the 90s. Just LOOK at this video teaching kids how to use the internet! "Adjust your VCR tracking.." sweet heyzeus.
And as a comment on YouTube said- "27 and minutes and not a single cat?!" They clearly knew nothing about the real internet back then.
- The most intense Bar Mitzvah dance ever. You need to skip to halfway through and see the kid join in. Just... wow.
- Move over creative proposals... now awesome ways to announce a pregnancy are going viral. This is great.