morning hangover 081513

First let me apologize for not hooking you up with a healthy dose of procrastination yesterday morning... Sorry. Okay, now that that's over with and it's Best Friends Day, you have to forgive me.

Let's be BFF's Internet!

• You think your morning is rough? This dude woke up inside a shipping container.
• YAYY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! We're the hosts of the most porn in the world!
• EVEN BETTER NEWS: The more sex you have, the more money you'll make! MORE SEX!
• And if that's not making you happy... here's 16 articles of proof that you actually are happy.
• A Ryan Gosling "Hey Girl" Chrome plugin. You're welcome.
• Someone had the genius idea of inventing a cup that changes color when roofied.. but I bet zero bars will ever carry such a thing.
• Ooh more alcohol! The 28 rules everyone must follow when drinking. MUST.
• You know I gotta keep things educational: The juggalo alphabet.
• Now you can be all "NUH UH MYTHBUSTERS PROVED IT WRONG!" These are things everyone believes that have been proven impossible. [Along with breaking the seal... FYI]
• What it'd be like if the Disney princesses had Instagram. 
• There's a posture that will get you what you want. Works every time. According to sources.
• I hear it's back to school time... So read this and make sure you do ALL THE THINGS while you're still in college.
• Related: All the college life hacks that will help you cheat make your way through
  
• This week in Facebook idiots. 
  
  
  
• AARON PAUL IS THE BEST. And so was his Reddit AMA. I'm obsessed with how he answered even the dumbest questions. 
  
  
  
• Also stop what you're doing right now and make sure you follow Prince on Twitter, and send him a tweet. 
  
  
  
• Freaking. White people. Why do they eat this weird food?!?
  
  
  
• Creamsicles+alcohol= a match made in mouth orgasm heaven.
  
  
  
  
• YES. PREACH. HALLELUJAH! GIVE US MORE DONGS, HBO!
  
  
• As awesome as this is, I really do feel bad for the poor bird. :(
  
• This is the kinda thing that doesn't make me miss/love the 90s. Just LOOK at this video teaching kids how to use the internet! "Adjust your VCR tracking.." sweet heyzeus.
  
  And as a comment on YouTube said- "27 and minutes and not a single cat?!" They clearly knew nothing about the real internet back then.
• The most intense Bar Mitzvah dance ever. You need to skip to halfway through and see the kid join in. Just... wow.
  
• Move over creative proposals... now awesome ways to announce a pregnancy are going viral. This is great.
  

That should get ya through the day! More coming in posts! Enjoy!

love,
elizabethany

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