Let's all be glorious together, Internet.
- I see nothing wrong with an app that tells you when to do the dirty and other nice things.
- There's also an app that could be a lifesaver the next time you lose your keys.
- If you get pulled over for a DUI, you might not wanna dance, then motorboat a SOB.
- Reason #324987 living in LA is overrated: they have WATER bars, with bottles costing $20.
- Also out of control: golden underwear for $6000.
- Guys get all pissy that we give "subtle hints" then they try to have sex with us by doing these things.
- So imagine you're driving down the highway and then all the sudden A PIGEON LANDS ON YOUR HEAD. New pet!
- While you watch that, activate this YouTube easter egg and SHOOT MISSILES!
- FYI you can get arrested for smearing buttery toast on someone's car.
- Seashell, seashell... OH LOOK! A FOOT ON THE BEACH!
- Holy VINE MAGIC!
- First we find out seniors have better memories than us, now dolphins do too. We need to step our game up, dudes.
- 20 songs that perfectly describe being in your 20s.
- This will either freak you out or relieve you: An infographic on the deadliest amusement park rides.
- Tumblr of the day: actors' heads exploding.
- The most DEAN-tastic puns on Community. So many.
- They're selling molds for college teams! HELL YES.Jello shots just got even better.
- Plain PB&J is SO yesterday. Let's switch it up a bit. [French toast, anyone?!]
- Or you could just make things more simple... with a 12 course meal in a can.
- How cute! Coach made little Barbie purses! They cost $95.
- Minimalistic Disney Channel Original Movie posters, because they're the best.
- We recycle around these parts [only when we can make cool things out of cereal boxes]
- WTF GRANDPA.
- In the words of Eve, let me blow ya mind! [Or let this dude do it, I guess.]
- The parodies just keep getting better!!!!
And Sunday is all about this meteor shower. [No solid holidays, WOMP!]