Let's get it started, Internet.
- I said it yesterday, and now there's proof. August is the worst month.
- Necessary in your life: 8 amazing Spice Girls mash-ups.
- FYI: H&M finally has an online store. See ya, rest of the day.
- Idiot local rapper did a song describing exactly how he killed two people. Four years later, he's finally caught.
- How addicted to social media are you really?! Enough to check out the Twitter hotel?!
- I'm going to start asking for ridiculous things with delivery orders. These people are silly.
- 5 rules for sex everyone should know. Cept the ladies already do.
- World records you won't believe. Why is the longest hug only 24 hours long?!
- This is the actual NY Times article that "Orange is the New Black" is about.
- Life lessons you'll only learn if you work in a restaurant.
- A wine opener that lets you drink the wine, but not actually open the bottle. I DON'T GET IT.
- "Hey Fattie" is the new app that will get you in the gym... by telling you you're fat.
- HAHAHA, nice try Amazon... but your "Pinterest" isn't interesting me.
- As if you cared, scientists say it's totally cool to pee in the ocean.
- The biggest afro ever is 4.5 feet around. Holy woah.
- These 90s trends will never come back. Hopefully. Cuz like, they weren't okay.
- Oh hi Tracy Morgan in a barbershop book
- SO MANY CUTE, DANCING, TWERKING, ETC ANIMALS!
- You know I gotta keep things educational!
- MORE EDUCATION! But like... this will completely change the way you look at so many things.. even though it's totally suitable for work, I made an "ew gross" face several times.
TOMORROW: Watermelon Day. Watermelon margaritas need to be on your "to-do" list.
SUNDAY: Friendship Day, Chocolate Chip Day, and Sisters Day! Sounds like a girls day out to me.
You have fun now, ya hear?!