Okay, that was dumb. Make me cool again, Internet.
- Once upon a time a man passed out drunk, and woke up without his junk.
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- Congratulations, Millennials. Our memories are worse than seniors.
- An app that helps you know all the historical happenings in the LGBT world. The more you know.
- Real life superhero pushed a couple's car off the train tracks just in time to save their lives.
- Hey- if you break the law, don't put it on Facebook right after you do it... idiot.
- SHARK WEEK! DRINKING! 4 games, because you can never have too many.
- Today we Furby'ize more album covers.
- And we check out real-figured pin-up women.
- YES! Another talking dog! This time, pissed he had to take a bath.
- So I guess this is a real video, of people FREAKING THEIR FREAK over free Alexander Wang clothes... people being trampled, stealing stuff, fighting... and for some reason it's all glamorized.
- Probably the most epic call out of all time ever.
- How to get over party anxiety... with America's Funniest Videos.