love, elizabethany: morning hangover 061113

Phew! Looks like I should be getting back to a normal schedule! Until my birthday, of course... Which is in 5 days, so.... gifts will be accepted at 5589 Greenwich Rd in Virginia Beach. Kthanks.

I wish I could say just kidding, but I'll just holler at the Internet.

All the reasons why Mr. Belding should have been fired for being the creepiest principal in the history of ever.
The 25 most powerful songs of the past 25 years. LOL NUMBER ONE! Didn't see that coming.
For all my slutty friends: You can basically take away all the damage you did with this service... unless of course you were a slut long before turning 18.
Related: Thank you to George Clooney for letting guys know they should worry about the appearance of their balls.
Also related: 10 reasons why sluts make great friends. Truuueee.
Ew. Jonah Hill is a straight up douche these days. "Being in a dumb movie doesn't make me have the answer dumb questions."
Life lesson of the day: Don't brag about your affair on public transportation. You will get caught.
Face it: These are 23 mistakes we're all bound to make in our 20s.
Kate Upton was born in 1992... which made her officially 21 yesterday... which brought all the boys to the yard with ridiculous pick-up lines.
Everyone knows someone who needs to see this: 11 reasons you used to wear JNCO jeans.
If you're looking to get super hammered on a Monday night, I suggest playing the Bachelorette Drinking Game. It'll take about 15 minutes.
All your fears of women in stilettos are justified, fellas. One woman stabbed her man to death with them.
Also be very afraid of the woman you send an unsolicited dick pic to. She'll probably pass it along to your mom.
The 90s are All That is doing a 90s bracket [I did it first, jerks!]... who will win?!

EW UGLY! Look at Chad Michael Murray these days!
Creeptastic: Smart people think humans will look like this in 100,000 years.
SO MUCH WIN! All these people deserve a medal.
Just another adorable marriage proposal. I love this guy's silliness.
Sorry to interrupt the adorableness that you're feeling with this OMG DRUNK DRIVING PSA MADE ME POOP!
Wow. This 20 Feet from Stardom documentary about background singers looks good! ...for a Netflix kinda night especially!