I wish I could say just kidding, but I'll just holler at the Internet.
- All the reasons why Mr. Belding should have been fired for being the creepiest principal in the history of ever.
- The 25 most powerful songs of the past 25 years. LOL NUMBER ONE! Didn't see that coming.
- For all my slutty friends: You can basically take away all the damage you did with this service... unless of course you were a slut long before turning 18.
- Related: Thank you to George Clooney for letting guys know they should worry about the appearance of their balls.
- Also related: 10 reasons why sluts make great friends. Truuueee.
- Ew. Jonah Hill is a straight up douche these days. "Being in a dumb movie doesn't make me have the answer dumb questions."
- Life lesson of the day: Don't brag about your affair on public transportation. You will get caught.
- Face it: These are 23 mistakes we're all bound to make in our 20s.
- Kate Upton was born in 1992... which made her officially 21 yesterday... which brought all the boys to the yard with ridiculous pick-up lines.
- Everyone knows someone who needs to see this: 11 reasons you used to wear JNCO jeans.
- If you're looking to get super hammered on a Monday night, I suggest playing the Bachelorette Drinking Game. It'll take about 15 minutes.
- All your fears of women in stilettos are justified, fellas. One woman stabbed her man to death with them.
- Also be very afraid of the woman you send an unsolicited dick pic to. She'll probably pass it along to your mom.
- The 90s are All That is doing a 90s bracket [I did it first, jerks!]... who will win?!
- EW UGLY! Look at Chad Michael Murray these days!
- Creeptastic: Smart people think humans will look like this in 100,000 years.
- SO MUCH WIN! All these people deserve a medal.
- Just another adorable marriage proposal. I love this guy's silliness.
- Sorry to interrupt the adorableness that you're feeling with this OMG DRUNK DRIVING PSA MADE ME POOP!
- Wow. This 20 Feet from Stardom documentary about background singers looks good! ...for a Netflix kinda night especially!