But let's just stay focused, Internet.
- CRAZIEST STORY OF THE DAY. Just read about this faked kidnapping gone wrong.
- It's true. Texas does know some secrets to having the best summer ever.
- So ya wanna smell like a BOSTON firefighter? Don't you worry. There's a cologne for that.
- Sometimes, doing things out of spite results in pure greatness.
- Things you didn't know about "The Lion King" like WTF NALA AND SCAR WERE GONNA BE A THING?!
- Here's the cast of the upcoming Challenge: Rivals. I think they're really reaching for these teams. They definitely don't all hate each other.
- Yeah, I still can't do most of these painful things you gotta do to grow up.
- This is kinda fun! Klout put together a list of the most influential stars of the 90s.
- Hey if you're talking about murdering someone, you may wanna make sure you don't butt dial the police.
- I'm glad there's an app for everything, but this one that "cures gays" needs to be banned. Help.
- Turns out, if you're old and lonely... the cool thing to do is go to the park with your BFF and masturbate together.
- IT'S PAYDAY! Let's all blow our paychecks "responsibly."
- So a drunk guy brings a pony into a store.... and the rest is history.
- Because we all like pranking our friends, here's 23 more ideas.
- The 10 most popular GIF searches, because yes.
- These bathing suits exist. They remind me of Lisa Frank taking real photography or something.
- LOL! Dude didn't want people peeing in his alley anymore, so he set up a shower and turned it on every time they did. Amazing.
- Super cool: Making "Can't Hold Us" out of every day sounds.
Today, make sure we all celebrate World NO-Tobacco Day. C'mon. You can give it up for one day. I believe in you.
Tomorrow we celebrate my birthday month! WUT-WUUTTTT! Oh, and it's Say Something Nice Day... so wish me a happy birthday month.
Sunday is National Cancer Survivors Day. All joking aside- super props to all of you. So glad you're still here! [Wow. That sounds really bad. I'm awful with this serious stuff.]