morning hangover 052813

Good morning and welcome to the day after Memorial Day weekend! You're probably back in work, and if you did it right, looking like a lobster and feeling a bit dehydrated. Luckily for me, I got another day off.... sorta.

You're not here to hear about me though... You wanna hear about the Internet.

• OMG SIMPSONS-LAND IS ALMOST HERE! I can't wait to taste Duff beer. 
• Don't be a dick behind the wheel... or homegirl will key a penis into your car.
• Speaking of being a dick... These are rules everyone needs to follow. No excuses.
• Best pizza delivery ever: 30,000 of them delivered to troops in Afghanistan.
• Because I enjoy being a "bad" influence: Why everyone should have sex before marriage.
• This is a blunt that's worth $1500. You've almost seen it all, folks.
• Oh, also: People are actually relying on the "masturbation diet" to get ready for summer.
• Expectations vs. reality: What it's really like when we go out... Whether ready to admit it or not.
  
• Let's learn some lingo from the '40s.
  
• You think interviewing celebs is all fun and awesome? Not when you have people like Jesse Eisenberg... at least when he acts like this.
  

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of fun to be had this week at work. I must get to it.

love,
elizabethany

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