You're not here to hear about me though... You wanna hear about the Internet.
- OMG SIMPSONS-LAND IS ALMOST HERE! I can't wait to taste Duff beer.
- Don't be a dick behind the wheel... or homegirl will key a penis into your car.
- Speaking of being a dick... These are rules everyone needs to follow. No excuses.
- Best pizza delivery ever: 30,000 of them delivered to troops in Afghanistan.
- Because I enjoy being a "bad" influence: Why everyone should have sex before marriage.
- This is a blunt that's worth $1500. You've almost seen it all, folks.
- Oh, also: People are actually relying on the "masturbation diet" to get ready for summer.
- Expectations vs. reality: What it's really like when we go out... Whether ready to admit it or not.
- Let's learn some lingo from the '40s.
- You think interviewing celebs is all fun and awesome? Not when you have people like Jesse Eisenberg... at least when he acts like this.