Bow down to us, Internet.
- IMPORTANT: It's the kick-off to summer, and THIS is how you can win all summer long.
- Oh no. There's a TGIF fight between Topanga and Danny Tanner... in real life.
- Breaking Bad.. IN REAL LIFE! Cept the cancer patient/teacher/meth maker was busted.
- Introducing a reality show about selling your virginity. Where the hell was that when I was growing up?!
- You can use these amazing ideas on your roommate, or do as I do, and prank your boss.
- MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND, Y'ALL! So let's rank the holidays from worst to first when it comes to getting shwasteyfaced.
- Note to self: It doesn't matter what you do in your life as long as you become a hero some day. Then, you'll get free burgers fo' life.
- If you love[d] Hanson and you wanna giggle like the 90s girl you used to be, click this like now.
- Wanna look amazing in every picture you take? You're welcome.
- Remind me not to steal my mama's PopTarts. I'm not trying to go to jail.
- Hysterical and so true: Why Lance Bass was the champion of 90s fashion.
- Cats: the original twerkers.
- This is obviously not suitable for work, but you need it in your life.
- Also fantastic: Dude re-enacts convos he's had with his 2 year old daughter... acted out by a grown ass man.
Drink tomorrow because it's Cookie Monster's Birthday.
Drink Sunday because it's National Backyard Games Week.
Drink Monday because it's the 'Merican thing to do.
Oh, and thanks to all who have served. Fo'real. You da bomb. Wait. That's probably not the right thing to say right here... You are awesome.