love, elizabethany: morning hangover 051313

After a long weekend of nothing but cleaning for me [damn you, Spring...], it's time to get back to work! Hope your weekend was filled with more than just dirt, paint and ants.

Let's brighten up the morning, Internet.

Matter fact, see ya next week, Monday. I'm wasting the entire day on ThingsSeenInTheSubway.
Wooaahh, Pixar is amazing! These Easter Eggs in movies might blow your mind. Like Andy from Toy Story is related to Carl and Ellie from Up!?!?
Where are they now? The BLOSSOM edition.
A helpful graph for drinking this summer and getting DRUNK, not FAT.
You'll probably want these 7 apps for beer drinkers, too. #KNOWLEDGE
Not fair, not fair, not fair: Taco Bell testing WAFFLE TACOS in SoCal.
Speaking of blowing... We all know "The Rachel"... but did you know the creator of said hairstyle was completely STONED when doing it!?
Tell your kids not to doodle on their desk. Some teachers may make them lick it clean.
50 things that turn 50 this year. Pause. Zip codes are only 50 years old?!
SO OKAY with [most of] these! 12 Gentlemen fashions brought back thanks to the Great Gatsby.
The diva of all divas' [Beyonce] hair has its own rules. #1- NO ONE TOUCHES IT.
Start taking notes, ladies who probably aren't close to getting married any time soon. These are the coolest places to have a wedding in America.
Apparently the original Star Wars set is decaying in the desert.... and a photographer found it/did what she does best.
Nothing has ever been more truthful about Mother's Day than this here SNL skit.
And Jay Leno actually did something hilarious... pranked a couple at a gas pump.
And because everyone needs a good ~~nip~~ boob slip on a Monday morning, skip to around 2:30 when homegirl's ENTIRE BOOB flops out and she "has no idea."