Thank you. Now let's clap for the Internet.
- Maybe some gifs describing all the terrible people you have in the office will make you LOL. Actually, it definitely will.
- Here ya go, movie buffs! The most batsh!t, insane, twist endings in movie history.
- How many times have I told you Asians have it best?! They have so many different kinds of Kit-Kats... Cheesecake Kit Kats, alcoholic Kit Kats, fruity Kit Kats...
- Okay maybe America isn't so bad... cuz we've invented ICE CREAM BREAD!
- And now the best news FOR America: 105 year old woman says BACON is the key to longevity!
- Since this seems to be a day all about food: Never forget Pop Tarts Crunch, and other amazing cereals of yesteryear.
- Okay, one more: Photos of a week's worth of food for a bunch of different countries. I think Germany has their priorities right.
- If your sex life mostly sucks, just blame your mattress! Science.
- ...or, admit to one of these other 20 problems.
- Then invest in some scented men's underwear... cuz it's the new hottness.
- Your home bar is no longer cool until you have one of the coolest beer taps of all time.
- BE CAREFUL OUT THERE TODAY, KIDS! A real life SHE-HULK is on the loose!
- Next time you're bored at the gym, just DANCE!
- I basically know everything about you just by looking at your social media. Oh, you use an iPhone and loOoVvveE Twitter?! You're a slut. Sluttiest of sluts.
And if I made you hungry, just take a food break and drink a glass of wine. It's National Moscato Day, after all.