love, elizabethany: morning hangover 050913

Can we just take a second to acknowledge how much I've been kicking ass with getting posts up this week? Seriously.... stand up and clap for me.

Thank you. Now let's clap for the Internet.

Maybe some gifs describing all the terrible people you have in the office will make you LOL. Actually, it definitely will.
Here ya go, movie buffs! The most batsh!t, insane, twist endings in movie history.
How many times have I told you Asians have it best?! They have so many different kinds of Kit-Kats... Cheesecake Kit Kats, alcoholic Kit Kats, fruity Kit Kats...
Okay maybe America isn't so bad... cuz we've invented ICE CREAM BREAD!
And now the best news FOR America: 105 year old woman says BACON is the key to longevity!
Since this seems to be a day all about food: Never forget Pop Tarts Crunch, and other amazing cereals of yesteryear.
Okay, one more: Photos of a week's worth of food for a bunch of different countries. I think Germany has their priorities right.
If your sex life mostly sucks, just blame your mattress! Science.
...or, admit to one of these other 20 problems.
Then invest in some scented men's underwear... cuz it's the new hottness.
Your home bar is no longer cool until you have one of the coolest beer taps of all time.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE TODAY, KIDS! A real life SHE-HULK is on the loose!
Next time you're bored at the gym, just DANCE!
I basically know everything about you just by looking at your social media. Oh, you use an iPhone and loOoVvveE Twitter?! You're a slut. Sluttiest of sluts.