Know what would never tell a lie?! The internet.
- BOOKMARK, SAVE, PRINT, WHATEVER! This is the recipe for Dunkaroo dip!!
- Drake. Mashed up with The Lion King. And it's really great.
- You stay classy, mothers of America and the DMV! Mom offered sex with her daughter to help pay off her own debt.
- And then there's the mom who ordered "baby batter" off the Internet, and made her 16 year old daughter get pregnant from it. [Pause. BABY BATTER?!]
- Genius invention of the day: A shirt that can be worn 100 times without being washed.. and no one will even notice!
- Give up on any plans of being Iron Man for Halloween this year. You'll never make a better costume than this one.
- "What Men Want In a Relationship" is actually different than most articles I've read with that title. I don't hate it.
- If I'm really too old to do any of these things, I have a lot of growing up to do.
- I'm surprised to say that I agree with this, but I do: Women like a man with a beard, and will trust him more. [Just keep the mustaches AWAY!]
- [Minus cargo shorts] SWEET BABY JESUS YES! 5 things guys are not allowed to wear... ever.
- And a little fun for mah ladies: The 30 best quotes about women.
- FYI Amanda Bynes posted another weird video and this is what delirious people are saying.
- What you drinkin' this mornin?! Here's what it says about you:
[If you're drinking Mountain Dew like me, it mostly means you're crazy, but don't care what people say about you. And you're probably the life of the office party... that's going on in your imagination.]
- I watched Ryan Lochte's show... and was entertained why also making this same exact expression. [See some of his ridiculous quotes from the episode.]
- Obviously needed in our lives this summer: Hot dog nail art.
- 400 movies, 5 minutes, countless insults. So good. So not suitable for work.
- Watch this rhythmic gymnastics routine and I guarantee your jaw will drop.
Now if we're still being honest.... We should bow down to this kid and surrender all our swag, cuz he's the king.