An entire army of baboons broke into this guy's neighbor's house, and he filmed the whole thing. Literal sh!t is flying everywhere, but it's the most beautiful thing....
[Make sure you make it to 2:15ish at least, where they start yelling at one to get out through the door, as if it understands English.]
Seriously. I don't care about the damage done. I don't care if they start barking at me or whatever they're doing... I want baboons to live near me, and I want to leave my window open. I'll keep Slutty and Nugget safe, but they're welcome to anything else in here, as long as I get to play too.
Goodness, that's awesome. I need to move to a country with cooler animals.