EEP! It's the weekend, BABAY! Who's ready to drink some green beer and get schwasteyface?! THIS GUY IS!
- 22 reasons why St PaRty's Day is the best holiday ever!
- Funny article of the week: "Harlem Shake? No, you're a dickhead."
- I'm not really in to giving up on nostalgia, but these are 5 things we should stop missing.
- I was totally the "Attention Grabber." -- The 17 people you'll meet on Spring Break!
- Cat food scented soap, BBQ cologne, bacon shaving cream, and other "food item" beauty products that aren't okay.
- Time to move to Moldova! I have no idea where it is, but they're the hardest partying nation in the world!
- Necessary: Dude yells at girls in McDonalds and tells them to "Stop acting like sluts"
- Aww, poor bros. They're all getting friend-zoned on Facebook.
- Don't click this if you have any fears of heights. It will make you have a panic attack. [People climbing the highest of things.]
- What some of the most popular websites were before they were popular. TMZ= Team Minus Zero!
- If you're going on Spring Break, don't litter. Homegirl might BITE YOUR FACE.
- 11 TV characters played by multiple actors, and the [sometimes really sketchy] reasons behind it.
- WE'RE ALL DOOMED! And these are new products to prove it.
- The Chinese trend of the 90s/00s really was awful.
- Ke$ha's revealing some things in her new book, and I'm honestly pretty fascinated with some of them.
- A second-by-second guide to Justin Timberlake's new album. Moral of the story: It's way too damn long.
- If celebs were Furbys, these would be their album covers.
- Here's a dog that looks like Samuel L Jackson
- This dude was all "ayo Billy Joel, can I play with you?" And Billy was like "sure bro! Let's do it!" Sometimes, ya just gotta ask to make your dreams come true. Goosebumps and tears galore.
- Life lesson: Don't give your basketball coach a Gatorade bath
- There's no better way to get a girl's number after seeing this video.
- True life: This is St. Pattys Day. As seen by Google Glass.
Here's to waking up on Monday with a real hangover!