These probably won't either... but IF they did in fact exist, I'd save them forever just so I could have a good chuckle every once in a while.
No, they don't really exist beyond this clever little Tumblr, but some of these slogans really are perfect.
Maybe we should start adding "in bed" to all popular slogans, instead of fortunes.
- "The Breakfast of Champions in bed"
- "Break me off a piece of that... in bed"
- "Good 'til the last drop in bed"
- "We love to see you smile in bed"
- "Tastes great, less filling in bed"
- "Where's the beef in bed?"
- "It gives you wings in bed"