Now that we've gotten that outta the way.... be prepared to laugh.
This guy apparently thinks it feels good and safe to roll his lard around in the middle of the road... in the middle of the day.
And this chic apparently thinks that she's the only one in the pool... Unless she thinks a synchronized swimming team is with her somewhere.
Both of those seriously had me shedding tears from laughing so hard. Imagine it being your friend. Now you're laughing harder, huh?
REMEMBER, KIDS: D.A.R.E. taught us to say NO!
Unless of course you're saying YES to YOUTUBE!