They say this is the first time Heidi Mutant has been pictured in a bikini since her surgery, but didn't we see it in People Magazine when it first happened? I guess not....
Anyway, I know you've all been waiting on the edge of your seat [maybe with a puke bucket next to you] for her to show off her new body, so here ya go:
Don't they say that a Barbie's body isn't real and would actually be very unhealthy if a woman had it and she'd probably fall over with those gigantic boobs?
I'm pretty sure Heidi is as close as we're going to get to a human Barbie. She is half human, half plastic at this point after all.
I'm going to go ahead and say the only thing that looks good is her butt. And yes, that's fake too.
I wanna hear from the boys, though:
The fact that she's holding the exact same bubble thing that my mom put in my Easter basket urks me too. Ugh.
PS: For some reason I'm just now seeing this, and thought I'd share with you even more proof that Speidi is just... terrible and ridiculous.