Tuesday, April 20, 2010

great new tv: featuring the mistresses

I knew the fastest way to become a name in this business is to hook up with someone famous. All you gotta do is tape it, save the text messages, and/or make sure they're in a relationship.

Then... BAM! You could be hosting a TV show!

....No really. Jamie Jungers [Tiger's hoe] and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee [Jesse's tattoo hoe] will be hosting a TV show.

Yes, it will be catching famous people cheating.

I'm not sure how it's going to work out, how they'll catch that many people, but I guess they think it's easy.

Then again... If I had blackmail on someone, found out this was happening, I'd totally rat them out so I could be a part of the show too.

Note to celebs: Now's the time to really watch your back, make the right decisions, and figure out what the H you're doing and how you're going to cover your ass.

Note to self: If nothing comes about in 6 months.... Find celeb, a good camera, and don't lose your phone.

Anyone wanna take bets on which network will take this gold?!